Then an alien named zogg contacted the EU.
"Hello, i am Zogg from Beatlejuice and I come in peace." So germany did what he could. He called for america.
"America, can you help, someone contacted us!" Yelled Germany.
"Who?" Intreaged America.
"Uh... a thing called Zogg.."
"Sure- Wait, your Germany right? I can trust you."
"Hello, i have been waiting for you." Siad Zogg calmly.
"Okay... what do you want?" Said America.
"Uh... I want to say that I have been watching you for a long time... about 267,209,879solar cycles."
"ABOUT!?!"
"Yes, from when the dinosaurs were around. I even know why stories were made."
"Why?"
"To simulate danger."
"Okay" Still america wasn't sure if he should trust him.
"Anyway bye."
"Hmm, should we trust him?" Asked Germandy.
"No."
"Ok" So then the contacted the rest of the world to warn them.
"What?! Are you crazy old chap?It isn't real!" Responded England
"Hahahahahahahahaha!!! Sorry mate I don't belive you." Said Austraila. And alot of them now thought that america has went mad. But still he could prepare for the upcoming invasion. So he started making more nukes and raising the military spending, so now america has 72% of the spending on military of the world.
Then poland came. "Hello? Do you need your tolites uncolgged?"
Then armerica responed. "No but there is an alien watching us."
"Really? I saw somthing in the sky last night!"
"Cool! What was it?"
"I don't know.. it was a dot that was blinking."
"Ok."
