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●2k celebration + incorect quotes

HI TYSM FOR 2K READS

LIKS THW FACT 2K PEOPLE ENJOYED MY BOOK AND READ IT IS SO FUKCING COOL LIKE ILYSM TYSM I CABT EXPRESS MY HAPPINESS SEE I EVEN GAVE YALL ILIAN

( PLS TELL ME SOME BULGARIAN IS HERE)

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Special shoutout if you read the book regularly even tough I take years to update <3

And if you dont iky if your reading this its juts proof for me those hours I spent everything I did was to make someone smile <3

I cant express my happiness tysmmm <33333

Ok now I promised incorrect quotes so here :

And before we do them I took a few of these from @//chihirolovescham.p on intsagram so special shoutout if they are reading this your posts inspired rhis chapter and they are extremely funny <3

Ok now ill do some from all the canon games

Ig it will include some ships two

Now fr c h a p t e r :

Kiyo : You know the best murder weapon would have to be an icicle.
You stab the person and later the icicle completely melts. You don't have to worry about fingerprint sand the murder weapon is very hard to detect.

Shuichi : ...

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*Himiko and Tenko on a bunk bed*

Tenko (from bottom bunk) : *sneezes*

Himiko (from top bunk) :  Bless you-

Tenko :JESUS IS THAT YOU!?

*Angie running in for the other room*  : ATUA HAS SPOKEN

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Sayaka : *listening to vocaloid*

Kyoko : Hey Maizono - chan do you even know what the're saying?

Sayaka : Accually I don't-

Kyoko : Then why you listen to it?

Sayaka: Idk I just like it

Kyoko : Hmm that's weird yk it could have some sort of dirty context right? What if their swearing and thats every word? Listen to whatever kind of
weird music  you like ig-

Sayaka : *clearly mad*

*An hour later*

Sayaka : *walks in Kyoko's room *

Kyoko : MEEBO SHADABAGOOBA LIKE A MEEBO meebo LAGABA-

Sayaka : WHO'S LISTENING TO THE  KIND OF WEIRD MUSIC NOW HUH-

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Mikan : H-hey Peko you k-know bottling  your emotions i-is um... you know bad f-for tku health

Peko : Then ill put them in jars

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Chiaki : Wow, Nagito nice rock!

Nagito : I know right? Hajime gave it to me!

Hajime : Nagito there is a reason I threw a rock directly at your hea-

Nagito : He's so caring I know right!

( Komahina rights asap )

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*V3 CHAPTER 4 SPOILERS*

*Gonta getting executed*

*Kokichi holding the urge to say RIP THAT PUSSY EYYYYYYY*

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Himiko : Hey can I show you a magic trick?

Maki : Himiko last time it took 3 weeks for my eyebrows to grow

Himiko : This time it will take only 2!

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Hiyoko : You know don't you just hate it when you hit a baby and it dies? Like bitch that was a fucking joke-

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Angie : Nyahhhahah! Why open your legs when you can opena Bible you horny fu-

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Byakuya : Hi welcome to McDonald's how can I help you?

Toko : Hi , can I have an ice cream?

Byakuya : Sorry the ice cream machine doesn't work

Toko : Ok then can I get a soda?

Byakuya : Sorry the soda machine is broken too

Toko : Ok can I please speak to the manager?

Byakuya : The manager machine is also broken

Toko : Ok then what can I get?

Byakuya : Well you can get out-

( Not Toko slander btw she is one of my favs yall 🤤)

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Ryoma : Nothing in this life is free

Kaede : Love is free!

Rantaro : Adventure is free !

Kiyo : Knowledge is free!

Kokichi : Anything is free is gou take it without paying

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*Kaito crying his eyes out bc he is in the middle of a mental breakdown*

*phone rings*

Phone : WHAT YOU KNOW ABOUT ROLLING DOWN IN THE DEE-

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Ibuki : Hey Mikan ever heard of deez?

Mikan : Ibuki what do you mena by deez?

Mikan : Ibuki?

Mikan : I - Ibuki why are you staring at me like tha-

Ibuki : DEEZ NU-

Mk besties thats all for now and again tysm for 2k reads ily <333

<Cover : Ibuki icon
<Song : Chestit Rozhden den ( ew why he spell it liek that its much easier saying rojden but whatever)
<Words : 683