yandere Soap bar x Reader

1st chapter

I thought it would never come to this.... Dating a soap bar, was this even legal? "HONEY IM HOME!!!!" I'd hear the soap bar shout.
I then walked downstairs to greet them "Hello uhhh Soap bar, h-how a-a-are you???" 😖 "I'm good honey... Have you seen the kids?"
I'd freeze at these words..... The kids were gone 😔 but... How could I explain this to my soapy? How would he react? Soapy stand there obviously getting more agitated and obviously anxious by the second... I knew k had to answer but how ..? I'ma be honest I ate them 🥺 I was hungry and Soapy never feeds me 😖😖😖😭 I took a deep sigh preparing my words I had to say this carefully.....

(To be continued.....) 😱😱😱😱