14. mama's boy.

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alka_seltzer: gm guys

itchyballs20: hey kurty

kristnotchris: Morning guys.

kristnotchris: Also Congrats.

pattycakes210: oh yeah congrats guys!

alka_seltzer: lol thanks

alka_seltzer: wait how'd u know?

itchyballs20: told em

itchyballs20: o yeah i forgot 2 tell my mommy

itchyballs20 added mama_virginiagrohl to the nervanuh

kristnotchris: You confidently added your mom with that username???

itchyballs20: ye

itchyballs20: anyways mommy meet my bf!!!!

mama_virginiagrohl: That tall boy you hang around with ?

itchyballs20: ew chris no

itchyballs20: the short one

mama_virginiagrohl: Oh, Curtis right? Curtis Cocaine

alka_seltzer: who?????

itchyballs20: nah ma his name is kurt lol

mama_virginiagrohl: Ohhhhhhhhh. Also 'lol' means lots of love hunny

itchyballs20: no it doesnt it means laugh out loud

itchyballs20: stay off facebook for a while

mama_virginiagrohl: oh

itchyballs20: anyways u met my new bf, bye now

itchyballs20: love u momma 💋💋💋💋

mama_virginiagrohl: 💋💋💋💋💋💋

itchyballs20: 💋💋💋💋💋💋💋

*mama_virginiagrohl is typing*

itchyballs20 removed mama_virginiagrohl from nervanuh

alka_seltzer: 💀 i'm jealous tbh

itchyballs20: oh yeah i forgot to tell a couple of more ppl

itchyballs20 added taylorcawkins, paynestaley, chriscornell, and +5 more members to nervanuh

taylorcawkins: ?

itchyballs20: guys

itchyballs20: me nd kurt r together

chriscornell: Aww

taylorcawkins: awesome bestie

katgrrrlbjelland: THAT'S SO FUCKING CUTE

hannakathleen: you guys weren't dating before...?

alka_seltzer: no

alka_seltzer: we were just sus lmao

paynestaley: n e waze happy 4 yall

imjerryandieatballs: Same

vedder: ^^^^^

courtneylovin: why am i herre ?

alka_seltzer: aw fuck david

chriscornell: Who invited this demon

itchyballs20: me

itchyballs20: to rub it in dis crazy ass ladys face that I STOLE HA MANNNN

courtneylovin: 😐

courtneylovin: fagets

courtneylovin has left the chat

hannakathleen: oop-

kristnotchris: What she said?

itchyballs20: queen


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*one day ill make a book of all of them in the same gc*

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