itchyballs20: guys can i add a mber 2 da cult?
kurdtkobain666: sure
kristnotchris: Who is it?
kurdtkobain666: i like ur username btw
itchyballs20: thx. anyways its my buddy pat
itchyballs20: hes cooll dw
itchyballs20 added pattycakes210 to nervanuh
pattycake210: 👋
itchyballs20: this is pat guys 😀
kurdtkobain666: hey dude
kristnotchris: Hi Pat.
itchyballs20: pat, dis is my bestie kurt nd a randum stinky mf
kristnotchris: 🖕You smell like sweat
itchyballs20: nd u smell lyk my sweaty balls 🖕
pattycakes210: lmfao
kurdtkobain666: anyways pat tell us about urself
pattycakes210: my name is pat, im old as fuck, i play guitar, and im friends with dave
kurdtkobain666: nice. i play guitar too lol
kurdtkobain666: we have a band called nirvana and we were actually looking for a rhythm player. wanna join?
pattycakes210: sure
kurdtkobain666: cool
itchyballs20: well that was fest
kristnotchris: Dave, when's your birthday?
itchyballs20: january 14?
kristnotchris: I'm buying you a dictionary as a surprise.
itchyballs20: well is not a fuckin suprise then
kurdtkobain666: they're always like this, but they love each other tho
itchyballs20: yeah is just bros playin around, rite homie?
kristnotchris: Yeah, but I was serious about the dictionary.
itchyballs20: nd i was srs ab the bath
itchyballs20: ur pits b kickin my nostrils brah
pattycakes210: lol
kristnotchris: ...Rock, paper, scissors round 2...
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*some things in the story may change along the way, like usernames and stuff. and yeah ik kurt wouldnt randomly ask someone to join the band but its apart of the story. just go w it lol*
