Look Into My Eyes

Chapter 1: WTF

I open my eyes and look at my phone, 8:20 huh. I guess I'll better go back to sleep, and that's exactly what I did. I slept until 10, and by my second time up it still took me a while to actually get out of bed, but that's just me, you know how it is. I take a piss, get dressed and go downstairs to look at my phone on the couch. I got kind of hungry so I went into the pantry looking for- "Oh god dammit!" I was out of fucking oatmeal, uggh. I really hated doing this but I drove down to the grocery store to get some. As I was walking into the aisle, some weirdo in a lab coat with a taxidermed snake around his neck stared at me, I don't know why, he was the one who was supposed to get the star-

I blacked out as that assmonkey threw some weird poison thing at me, and now I was stuck in a plain white room wearing nothing but a... diaper?! And worst of all it had some sort of plastic thing on it so I couldn't take it off. So I tried to take the plastic thing off but I couldn't either. Suddenly the man from the store walked into the room. I looked at him really angrily and screamed, "What the fuck? You better get me out of here this instant you-," he put a finger on my mouth and said calmly, "Shhh... it's ok babygirl. You're going to be fine." He flipped a switch on the snake I didn't notice before and made it look at me. It had eyes that were in... in pwetty swirly cowows that.. that..... a bah ba goo bee!