Wendy: I freaking hate you all
Wendy: all of you
Jennie: Yah, you are alive
Jennie: atleast be thankful
Wendy: Oh of course, like how I should be thankful that you killed me or more like exploding me or that I should be thankful that you guys turned me into a walking dead????????
Lisa: Zombie*
Wendy: THAT'S NOT THE PROBLEM RIGHT NOW!!!!
Jennie: well you are still alive now!!!!!
Jennie: No one get that chance!!!!!
Wendy: LOOK AT MY FACE YOU BITCH!!!!!
Wendy: DO I LOOK LIKE I AM HAPPY WITH MY ROTTEN FACE??????
Jisoo : it's not rotten...
Jisoo: you just look like very tired
Wendy: TIRED OF YOUR FUCKING SHITTTTTTT
Joy: calm down baby, you look... hot
Wendy: HOT????? I AM FREEZING HERE!!!!!!
Wendy: HOW DID YOU EVEN MANAGE TO DO THIS???????
Jihyo: MAGIC
Mina: FUCK YOU ALL, WE HAD TO SELL A VIRGIN TO THE WITCH!!!! YOU ALMOST GAVE CHAEYOUNGIE?????
Lisa: hell yeah but too bad she isn't one anymore
Nayeon: Mom is proud!!!
Chaeyoung: did you guys really think I was that innocent????
Tzuyu: well... you walk around with your tiny self and cute eyes so...
Chaeyoung: I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND!!!!!
Chaeyoung: it's just we don't make it loud for EVERYONE to HEAR our bussiness!!!!
Chaeyoung: I am looking at you Sana Unnie
Sana: blame Tzuyu
Tzuyu: I'm just a pro
Rosé: aaaaaaaah I miss it when we were the innocent one tiny me.
Rosé: this groupchat fucked us up
Wendy: AND I BECAME A FUCKING WALKING DEAD!!!!
Lisa: Zombie*
Wendy: Lisa, I swear to God....
Irene: but we have our main vocalist back so yay!!!
Wendy: DO YOU THINK I WILL SHOW UP LIKE THIS?????
Seulgi: a bit of makeup and voila!!
Seulgi: no big deal
Wendy: I am going to fucking bite yoy and let you see if it is a big deal or not
Joy's stalker: wait...
Joy's stalker: sell a virgin?
Joy's stalker: you wanted to sell Chaeyoung right? but it happened that she isn't anymore a virgin, so... who tf did you sell?????
Yeri: it's better that we don't tell you
Joy's stalker:.......
Joy's stalker: I ap calling your agencies
Jisoo: waiiiiiiiitttt nooooooo
Jisoo: we worked so hard in this!!! We want to keep our zombie pet
Wendy: NOW I AM A PET TOO????
Wendy: WOW I CAN'T FUCKING BELIEVE YOU!!!!
Jennie: hey you are alive okay???
Wendy: BUT I DIDN'T WISH TO BE A ZOMBIE!!!
Lisa: 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
Wendy:.......
Lisa: HEY HEY DON'T BITE!!!!
Lisa: This might have being fun for Joy and I to get you all to fight each other but I don't wanna turn into a zombie!!
Irene: what???
Lisa: what? What?
Joy: stupid bitch
Lisa: excuse me. It was bound to happen sooner or later.
Lisa: We made up everything
Jeongyeon: what exactly?
Joy: //sigh
Joy: our fight for Irene and Jennie to fight then drag Twice along
Wendy:....
Wendy: WHY?????
Joy: do you remember when Irene and Jihyo hired someone to cure our mental illness?
Momo: yeah, we had poor Somi and Suzy.
Momo:.....
Momo: ooooooooooohhhh
Jisoo: who?
Suzy: me bitch
Jisoo: You are still alive?
Jisoo: dang! I should hire a better killer
Suzy: what....
Suzy: okay, nice to know that I have a killer somewhere ready to shoot me
Suzy: anyways I watched closely your little... how to say that... interaction to make a better test and this is the test
Jennie: wait didn't we remove you?
Suzy: you guys just forgot about me
Suzy: which was good for me
Wendy: was it necessary for me to turn into a zombie?
Lisa: come one it's fun!!!!
Suzy: This was a test which you successfully.... failed
Suzy: I've never seen someone as stupid as you all
Sana: Thanks, we try
Suzy: anyways... you do know that you (i don't really know if that's possible) already died in the past??
Suzy: but got reanimed by an alien?
Suzy: wtf am I even saying
Suzy: anyways....
Suzy: You could have just... done that again
Jennie: we don't fucking know how it works
Suzy: but they are just right there
Joy's stalker: yes baby
Jisoo: where?
Suzy: //sigh
Suzy left the group chat
Joy: okay so she said that she will have another test for us later but for now. We have to find a way to get Wendy back to normal
Wendy: yeah, more like get me, you and Lisa back to normal
Joy: what?
Joy:.......
Lisa:........
Joy: did you just....
Lisa: DID YOU JUST FUCKING BITE US?????
wendy: I sure fucking did
Joy: oh boy
Lisa: shit
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Blackpink In Your Area (Ft TWICE and Redvelvet)
FanfictionRandom conversation between the members of blackpink
