Yo mama so fat, she stunts double as Godzilla.
Yo mama so fat, people have to use panorama mode to take her picture.
Yo mama so fat, she uses the Great Wall of China as her belt.
Yo mama so fat, Donald Trump used her to build the wall.
Yo mama so fat, when I ordered for pigs in a blanket, she went to bed and fell asleep.
Yo mama so fat, when she goes to the beach people try to pull her back to sea.
Yo mama so fat, when she entered a fat contest, everyone went home.
Yo mama so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.
Yo mama so fat, you can throw Twinkies at her and it will float around her body.
Yo mama so fat, her clothes come in three sizes: Large, Extra Large, and OH GOD IT'S COMING!
Yo mama so fat, the Grand Canyon is actually her buttcrack.
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