Yo mama is so fat, she got arrested at the airport for ten pounds of crack.
Yo mama so fat, she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and yelled, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!"
Yo mama so fat that when she died, she ended world hunger.
Yo mama so fat, Bill Gates went bankrupt trying to pay for her liposuction.
Yo mama so fat her nickname is just, DAMN.
Yo mama so fat, she irons her pants on the expressway.
Yo mama so fat, she tried to eat Eminem.
Yo mama so fat, she puts mayonnaise on her Advil.
Yo mama so fat, when she went to KFC to order, they asked her what size bucket she wanted and she said, "The one on the roof."
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