Skid and Pump On Crack

drugs

Pump: HEY SKID I GOT SOME MOLLY- Mae....

Skid: as in the student loan plan?

Pump: YEAH- THAT

Skid: well ok...it's actually called Sally Mae but alright-

Pump: huh-*goes to the door* you aren't going outside?

Skid: it's summer pump if we go outside we will burn

Pump: oh ok...

Skid: *drawing something*

Pump: poopy head

Skid: *offended*

Pump: anyways ever see a pregnant woman use a Bungie thing at a mall?

Skid: yeah

Pump: oh who was it

Skid: me inside my mom's stomach

Pump: Ō-Ō w h a t

Skid: nothing
...
Wanna go see if the candy dealer has a job for us?

Pump: he doesn't

Skid: how do you know?

Pump: I did a job for him yesterday- Multiple....

Skid: without me?

Pump: Yep!

Skid: oh ...
Wanna torture the Hatzgang?

Pump: wanna play roblox?

Skid: no

Pump: your awnser is my awnser to the question you asked me

Skid: why not-

Pump: Stoopid get some brainnnns they'll beat us up-

Skid: oh right...wanna torture them on Roblox?

Pump: hell no-

Skid: please stop cursing-

Pump: hell isn't a curse word- Fuck and Shit are curse words

Skid: I said please

Pump: ok
...want drugs?

Skid: Ō_Ō no

Pump: huh... *Sits next to him*
What are you drawing- IS THAT MY DAD WITH MR. R-

Skid: *covers the picture* HUSH

Pump: -UVYZVAT

Skid: I SAID HUSH

Pump: plwease can I see it I won't judge-

Skid: fine-
*Uncovers it*

Pump: :0
Why is my dad with Mr ruv and hex

Skid: there relationship is wholesome

Pump: cute!

Skid: 🌟o🌟

Pump: wanna torture them with it

Skid: HECK YEAH- once I finish it and add ms carol-

Pump: oh alright-

1 hour later

Pump: you done?

Skid: YEP LETS GO

they go zoom to where the adults r (I'm lazy)

Pump: Hey dad and dad's friends

Whitty: what you lil ****

Pump: d-dad don't say that please....

Hex: STFU WHITTY- now..
What was it sweetie?

Skid: *shows them the picture* I made it for you four... Sorry your not included Ms sarv

Sarv: I'm happy I'm not included-

Ruv: |:0

Hex: 🌟o🌟

Whitty: 👁️👄👁️

Carol: 😩✊ it's beautiful

Whitty: i-

Skid: HERE YOU GO *hands them the picture*

Skid & Pump: OKAY BIEEEE

The 5 look at the picture

Ruv: hot-

Everyone- Hex: 👁️👄👁️

Skid: IM GONNA PASS OUT

Pump: GUD IDEA

Both: Bleh *they pass out*

Lila: wtf