Skid and Pump On Crack

What Why-

Art by me -3-)

Skid: *appears*

Pump: Hey skid

Skid: why are you in my house?

Pump: There's a hole

Skid: Why are you in my house

Pump: THERES A HOLE

Skid: But-

Pump: Shut up b4 I read the entire bee movie script

Skid: ....

Pump: anyways we need to fix the hole

Skid: Why-

Pump: did I tell you to speak

Skid: no-

Pump: then don't

Skid: okay...

Pump: *stares*

Skid: ...

Pump: now... Let's go to my house to get some tootsie rolls

Skid:

Pump: a h e m

Skid: oh- LETS GO

Pump: YAY

They go to pumps house which looks surprisinly good

Pump: *knock knock knock*

Hex: *slams the door open* Oh Hi Pump!

Pump: what are you doing in my house?

Hex: this is my house

Pump: oh then why do I live here

Hex: your dad doesn't have a house

Pump: he's not my dad

Hex: like I don't know that you little- *sigh* just come inside

Skid: *s c a r e d*

*They go inside*

Whitty: WHO THE FUCK JUST ENTERED THE HOUSE

Pump: It's me dad!

Whitty: GO TO YOU GODDAMN ROOM

Pump: I'm just here to get something!

Whitty: WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST SAY

Hex: WHITTY SHUT UP

Skid: Mm...

Hex: *sigh* now what do you kids need

Pump: tootsie rolls

Hex: all or?

Pump: a l l

Hex:  c o o l

*Back at skids house*

Pump: *chews up all the tootsie rolls and puts them on the wall*

Skid: *s a d*

Pump: I'm sorry...

Skid: ...o k a y

Pump: *hug* I fixed ur hole pay me

Skid: i-

Pump: :)

Skid: 👁️👄👁️✊

Lila: Um kids what are you doing?

Pump: hugging

Lila: go home

Pump: naw my dad'll hit me

Lila: ...

Pump: what

Lila: I'ma go get drunk

Pump: can I join?

Lila: s u r e