Y/N: A CRUSH LIST A FUCKING CRUSH LIST WHAT ARE WE 12!!??
Oikawa: Don't get mad at me I'm not the one who made it
Y/N: WELL YOU ARE THE ONE WHO TOLD EVERYBODY OUR BUSINESS AND NOW WE GET WEIRD STARES YOU PIECE OF SHIT
Oikawa:......Mad dog your girlfriend is scary when she's mad
Y/N: You know what your clearly useless so I'll just figure something out but let me tell you this right here right now. If this doesn't get fixed by next week I will shove my foot so far up yo ass you'll taste my toenails you got that?!!
Oikawa: Y-yup loud and clear
Iwa: And did she stutter
Kyotani: No she did not
Iwa: Alright we should head upstairs we gotta get to practice
Y/N: Well have fun
As you said that you turned around to leave but Kyotani grabbed you by your waist before you could go out the door
Kyotani: Uhh did you forget that your our manager now?
Y/N: UGHHH can't I just skip out on today
Kyotani: Nope because if we have to go then so do you now come on we're gonna be late
You all walked upstairs together and the whole team was there
Mattsun: Woah was there some kind of four way why wasn't I invited
Makki: Is that what all that screaming was?
They both bursted out laughing and Iwaizumi threw volleyballs at both their heads
Y/N: Eww no I'd rather eat dog shit then make out with Oikawa.....which is basically the same thing
Kunimi: Whew chile
Kindaichi: Damn the way I can't even defend you
Oikawa: IM NOT THAT BAD
Kyotani: Yes you are
Oikawa : ANYWAYS what were you guys talking about before we got up here
Mattsun: Oh we were talking about what kind of jobs we'd have if we were undercover psychopaths
Iwa:....... At this point nothing you two do surprises me
Makki: Yeah I'd wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where I rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed (got this from a if Haikyuu characters had a Twitter video)
Kindaichi: Oh like a dentist-
Kunimi: I don't know what your dentist is doing to you but you need to go to the police
Y/N: Oh yay the whole team is nuts that's just great
The coach came in and the boys practiced and afterwards you, Iwa, Oikawa, Kyotani, Mattsun, Makki, Kunimi, and Kindaichi all went to a ice cream parlor together
And of course Oikawa forgot his wallet and begged Iwa to pay for him (I got this idea from the official art where their at the shrine and Oikawa ask Iwa for money)
You all were cracking up telling stupid jokes and stories
Makki: Mattsun you haven't spoke this whole time you go next
Iwa: Dear god you're gonna regret that
Mattsun: Uhh ok what do you do when your cats dead? You play with the neighbors pussy instead
Kindaichi: Christ Mattsun
Iwa: What'd I tell you
You, Oikawa, and Makki busted out laughing and you could've sworn you saw Kyotani crack a smile he was actually enjoying this even though he had a weird way of showing it but you loved that about him he could be so mysterious at times
Oikawa: Ok Kindaichi your turn either a joke or a crazy story
Kindaichi: Ehm I'll go with a joke
Kunimi: That's a bad idea
Kindaichi: Ok umm what kind of tree has a hand? A palm tree
Everybody:..........
Kindaichi: Get it that's the joke
Kunimi: No Kindaichi you're the joke
Oikawa: Man no offense but I regret asking
Kyotani: I'm goin to the bathroom I'll be back soon ( ooo bars🤌🏽)
Y/N: Ok
As he was about to get up he gave you a kiss on the cheek
When he left everybody started staring at you
Y/N: Uhh why are you all looking at me like that?
Oikawa: Listen y/n I'm gonna say this in the most non crazy way possible....DONT YOU DARE BREAK UP WITH KYOTANI
Y/N: What?
Iwa: Yes Oikawa because that was the best way to say it
Y/N: Wait I'm confused
Mattsun: To out it simply we like him a whole lot more now that he's with you
Makki: Yeah he actually spoke to me today
Kindaichi: And I actually like him now
Y/N: Uhh ok well I don't plan on breaking up with him soo you all have nothing to worry about
Kyotani came back later and after about two more hours you all went your separate ways
The day ended with you on Kyotani's back because you didn't feel like walking out of the car
You and Kyotani came to his house took a shower, made food and ended the day cuddling and watching tv in his room
Y/N: Soo Kyo
Kyotani: What?
Y/N: Was that a smile I saw on your face earlier at the ice cream parlor?
Kyotani: What no I don't know what your taking about
Y/N: Yeah ya do I saw your smile you should do it more often you have a really nice smile
Kyotani: Whatever just go to bed
You started laughing while he turned off the light and put the cover on
Kyotani: Also thanks but your smile is so much better it lights up the whole room
You stared at him in awe making out his features in that darkened room
Kyotani: Now go to sleep
Y/N: Ok ok goodnight Kyo
Kyotani: Goodnight Y/N......i love you
He whispered in a low voice that he knew you couldn't hear and with that you both drifted off to sleep waiting for the sound of your alarm clocks to wake you up to start the next day
IM BACK BITCHES!!! DID YA MISS ME?!! Ok on a serious note sorry I've been gone for a while like I said writers block and I literally had ZERO motivation to write this story for the longest but I kinda got motivation now sooo who knows what'll happens we'll just have to wait and see😌🤌🏽 but hopefully I'll update more often I'm glad all of you like the story
As always thanks for giving my shitty story a chance and thank you for letting me feel like a author have a nice day later losers
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Love and chaos (Mad dog X female Y/N)
Fanfiction"I know with you it'll always be Love and Chaos" In which a girl named y/n got into the infamous Kentaro Kyotani's heart but love doesn't come easy especially when Toru Oikawa gets involved and ships you like you're not already dating get ready for...
