Love and chaos (Mad dog X female Y/N)

Heres the deal

You both jump at the sound of Oikawa's voice and Kyotani accidentally head butts you

Y/N: Ow son of a bitch that hurt

He apologizes by rubbing your head and he turns to Oikawa pissed

Oikawa: Now now mad dog it's not my fault you two decided to have your little make out session in the locker room where people have to come in and out of

Kyotani: You didn't see shit

Oikawa: Now that all depends on if you two cooperate with me now with that being said take a seat

You both groan as you sit down in front of Oikawa

Oikawa: Now to be honest what you two have going on is none of my business outside of volleyball BUT since you did it on volleyball grounds and at this time I'm in charge of Kyotani I have to make it my business

Y/N: CUT THE SHIT WHAT DO YOU WANT DAMNIT!!

Oikawa: Feisty I see why Mad dog likes you, but I'll forget this ever happened if you both do me a favor each

You both yell what annoyed that the one person you didn't want to find out about your relationship walked in on you

Oikawa: Mad dog I want you to come to practice everyday and you actually have to respect me and the rest of your upperclassmen not just Iwaizumi (internationally screams in Iwa fan girl.... ahem back to the story)

Kyotani: Hell no I can deal with coming to practice everyday but I have no respect for you, I'll respect you when pigs fly

You elbow his side to get his attention

Y/N: Kyo come on we both said it'd be best if we didn't let this get out, at least not yet

He huffs and rolls his eyes

Kyotani: FINE

Oikawa: Great now as for you beautiful I want you to become the manager

Y/N: Why?

Oikawa: Well we could use you for one and for Mad dog to keep his promise he has to have somebody to keep him in check and he seems to have no problem listening to you but he never listens any of us besides Iwa so this could be game changing for us

Y/N: so let me see if I got this straight, you're blackmailing us and if I don't become the manager and if Kyo doesn't respect you you'll tell everybody that we date?

Y/N: Man I knew you were scum but this really takes the cake

Oikawa: IM NOT SCUM

Y/N: Yeah says the dude blackmailing us

Oikawa: Sheesh I'm just helping is all out this'll benefit the team why do you both hate me so much

Y/N: I don't necessarily hate you but if you were getting chased by a murder.....yeah I'd trip you and maybe help him kill you just maybe

Oikawa: Well I see why you two get along so well you're both evil

Y/N: Shut up your hair looks like Luigi's mustache, you're built like a lamppost, ya know somewhere out there a tree is tirelessly producing oxygen for you... I think you owe it an apology cuz you're a waist of space

Oikawa: YOUR'E JUST PLAIN RUDE

Y/N: I'd love to keep insulting you but I'm afraid I won't do as good as nature did

Oikawa: (sniffling) whatever just come by the gym in 20 minutes

He ran out the locker room crying....AND YOU'LL DO IT AGAIN BOP BOP

Kyotani let out a chuckle while gettin up

Kyotani: I guess we better get going

Y/N: Yeah it's to bad

Kyotani: What's to bad?

Y/N: That we got caught I really enjoyed sneaking around with you

You said while swiping your finger across his lip

Kyotani: Don't start something you can't finish

Y/N: Oh Kyo you of all people should know I always finish what I start

Kyotani: You're playing with fire here love (ELLO LOVE)

Y/N: Maybe I wanna get burned

You winked at him while walking out going to your locker to get your other shoes on... well let's see what today brings

Sorry for the short chapter but you'll be interacting with the team soon and this story is gonna be very chaotic and make zero sense anyways LATER hope you enjoyed