Dying?
“Yesss. Dying?! Hindi mo ba alam kung ano yun?!”
“Ay kurimaw!” \0_0/
“Who the hell are you?! Ba’t ka nananakot?!” I said to her. Bastusan?!
“Aba! Hija, ganda naman ng expression mo! Who the hell talaga?! As in impyernsss?! Walang ganun ditowww, you knoo?!” she said with matching eye popping pa.
And oh my God! Yung eyeballs niya sa dalawang mata, NAHULOG!
I looked at her like she’s crazy.
“Will you have the courtesy to help me find my eyeballs pls? Hello?! Wala akong mata!”
“I’m dreaming right?”
“It depends. Kung gusto mong magising.” She smirked. Imagine a lady without an eyeballs smirking at you. C-R-E-E-P-Y.
Tumalbog yung eyeballs niya dun sa dulo kaya kelangan ko pa tuloy pulutin yun.
“Here.”
“Eeeew. I can’t put them on, agad-agad! Nahulog sila kaya kelangan ko munang i-disinfect yan!”
Ang sosyal ah. |0_0|
“Anyway, I’m here to tell you, “Welcome to the world of Living Dead.” Meaning, you’re half-alive, half dead, it’s either you deserved to take another course or got stuck in here forever. Anyway, it’s such a pity. Your hubby is really guwapo. Kung hindi lang ako nadisgrasya dati, susulutin ko yan siya sa yo.” I eyed her with my eyes popping too. At least, hindi literal na nag-pop yung eyes ko.
And oh, I’m not an 8-year old anymore. What?
Why did I grow up so fast?
“Hija, that’s your exact age. At yung katawan mo, nag-aagaw buhay sa ospital. Anyare sa Magna Cum Laude brains mo? Namatay rin?!” Gosh. Naghahagikhik na walang mata.
“So, this is heaven?” I asked her.
“No, this is the “stuck-up land.” Now shoooo, you deserved to live more.”
Bigla niya kong tinulak ng pagkalakas-lakas.
The last I felt, it was like, nagbunjee jumping ako mula sa heaven papuntang earth.
Ganito pala yung talagang meaning ng,
“out-of-the-body experienced.”
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