Voight🗡: Guys, let me tell you something.
Hailey💗: What is going on?
Jay😃: Is something wrong?
Kevin🙂: Is it fun or not?
Adam🤪: You're finally giving us less paperwork?
Voight🗡: Where are all of those questions coming from?
Jay😃: Sarge, tell us what it is.
Kim😌: Yes, don't leave us in suspense.
Voight🗡: Okey fine, I'm going to be a daddy.
Hailey💗: Are you joking?
Kevin🙂: Do you really think Voight is joking?
Jay😃: Congrats🥳
Hailey💗: Congrats. And Kevin, Voight can also joke.
Kim😌: CONGRATULATIONS, I am so happy for you!!
Adam🤪: Congratulations, Kim what do you need from him?
Kim😌: Nothing, just less paperwork would be nice.
Voight🗡: Thanks everyone, and no you won't get any less paperwork.
Jay😃: That's very unfortunate.
Kevin🙂: But just about fatherhood, when is it born?
Voight🗡: She is about 8 weeks pregnant, so it will be born in October.
Kim😌: That's fine, I hope it's going well.
Jay😃: Yes, me too.
Adam🤪: The same for me.
7 months later
Voight🗡: guys, I became a father!
Kim😌: Yeahh, congrats!!
Jay😃: Congrats, how is Lexie doing?
Voight🗡: She is doing great, she is already out of the hospital.
Adam🤪: That's nice.
Kevin🙂: Now my question, what's his name?
Voight👨🍼: His name is Matthew Hank Voight.
Hailey💗: I like that name.
Kim😌: same.
Jay😃: And why is his middle name Hank and not Jay?
Hailey💗: JAY, what a stupid comment!
Jay😃: I'm sorry baby.
Voight👨🍼: Jay, that's because he's MY son, not yours.
Jay😃: Yes, makes sense.
Kevin🙂: You really always have stupid comments.
Jay😃: Hey, that's not true.
Adam🤪: Everyone knows it is so Jay, you can't argue with this.
Hailey💗: It is true, bit I like your comments.
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intelligence groupchat
Randomthe groupchat of the intelligence fam. I think it would be nice to think about how things go in the intelligence group chat