daddy Voight

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Voight🗡: Guys, let me tell you something.

Hailey💗: What is going on?

Jay😃: Is something wrong?

Kevin🙂: Is it fun or not?

Adam🤪: You're finally giving us less paperwork?

Voight🗡: Where are all of those questions coming from?

Jay😃: Sarge, tell us what it is.

Kim😌: Yes, don't leave us in suspense.

Voight🗡: Okey fine, I'm going to be a daddy.

Hailey💗: Are you joking?

Kevin🙂: Do you really think Voight is joking?

Jay😃: Congrats🥳

Hailey💗: Congrats. And Kevin, Voight can also joke.

Kim😌: CONGRATULATIONS, I am so happy for you!!

Adam🤪: Congratulations, Kim what do you need from him?

Kim😌: Nothing, just less paperwork would be nice.

Voight🗡: Thanks everyone, and no you won't get any less paperwork.

Jay😃: That's very unfortunate.

Kevin🙂: But just about fatherhood, when is it born?

Voight🗡: She is about 8 weeks pregnant, so it will be born in October.

Kim😌: That's fine, I hope it's going well.

Jay😃: Yes, me too.

Adam🤪: The same for me.

7 months later

Voight🗡: guys, I became a father!

Kim😌: Yeahh, congrats!!

Jay😃: Congrats, how is Lexie doing?

Voight🗡: She is doing great, she is already out of the hospital.

Adam🤪: That's nice.

Kevin🙂: Now my question, what's his name?

Voight👨‍🍼: His name is Matthew Hank Voight.

Hailey💗: I like that name.

Kim😌: same.

Jay😃: And why is his middle name Hank and not Jay?

Hailey💗: JAY, what a stupid comment!

Jay😃: I'm sorry baby.

Voight👨‍🍼: Jay, that's because he's MY son, not yours.

Jay😃: Yes, makes sense.

Kevin🙂: You really always have stupid comments.

Jay😃: Hey, that's not true.

Adam🤪: Everyone knows it is so Jay, you can't argue with this.

Hailey💗: It is true, bit I like your comments.

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