•You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.
•Your inappropriateness knows no boundaries.
•I'm sorry but I didn't order a glass of your opinion.
•I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed person! '
•There are 7 trillion nerves in the human body, and you are capable of getting on every one of them.
•If your going to be close minded... do you mind being closed mouthed as well?
•Some people are like clouds. When they disappear it's a brighter day.
•Where's your off button?
•If I give you a nice big straw will you go suck the fun out of someone else's day?
•Unless your name is Google, stop acting like you know everything.
<<<<<<<<<<<<>>>>>>>>>>>>Authors note,
Hey guys! Sorry it's been a few days. was at friends house for the weekend so I didn't have any wifi. But on a good note I'm have 1.31k reads and 66 votes!!!!!!! thank you all so much!
~ Sarah
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The book of weirdness
HumorThis book is full of jokes that I hope you will laugh at, weird things that happen to me, fandom stuff like sherlock doctor who supernatural...... So basically superwholock, and over all just a bunch of weirdness
