Me: So the other night I had a dream where Ronald McDonald was going around murdering people and using the bodies to make the restaurant's food.
Dad: *pretends to be a little girl* mommy! mommy! Look! there's a thumb in my chicken nugget!
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The book of weirdness
HumorThis book is full of jokes that I hope you will laugh at, weird things that happen to me, fandom stuff like sherlock doctor who supernatural...... So basically superwholock, and over all just a bunch of weirdness
The Mcnugget
Me: So the other night I had a dream where Ronald McDonald was going around murdering people and using the bodies to make the restaurant's food.
Dad: *pretends to be a little girl* mommy! mommy! Look! there's a thumb in my chicken nugget!