Wow, you can read? That's amazing. I'm surprised your tiny little brain can handle that. God is just so amazing, so magical. But the Devil, the Devil is much better.
I know what you're thinking and no, I'm not the Devil. That's rude of you to assume that, you don't even know me! Didn't anyone tell you not to a judge a book by its cover?
Let's get back to me, I'm Lucifer and my daddy is the Devil.
Let's talk.
