She can be my perfect fake daughter (9)

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"Hey Five, y/n?" Vanya asks

You slowly wake up.

"Hey what's up Vanya, did you sleep well?" You rub your eyes
"Yeah fine, where is Five?"
You look around you. "Damn I have no idea."

"Oh shit" Vanya says

You feel your head pounding. "Wait what happened?"

"You had your first experience with alcohol. Nothing happened, you handled it surprisingly well." Vanya says

"My head is killing me, do you have a pain killer or something?" You ask

"Oh yeah ofcouse." Vanya walkes away to find it.

Fuck you Five, why are you always gone

When Vanya gives you the pain killer, you start to get dressed. When you're in your bra Five teleports in the room.

"Oh fuck Five, don't scare me like that." You yell.

He looks you up and down. He turnes around.

"Listen to me y/n. Remember when I told you I found an eye?"

"Yes"

"We are going to find his owner. So get dressed and come with me."

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"Yo where are we?"

"Baby language, an eye shop." Five explains

"Oh, cool."

Not much later a man walked in, when he sees us he says "uh, can I help you two?"

We turn around
"Need to know who this belongs to." Five shows the eye

"Where did you get that?" He asks
"What do you care?" Five says in response

"Five.." you say

He looks at you frustrated.

"I... I found it... at a playground, actually. Uh, must have just..." he clicks his tongue "popped out."

You walk up to him. "That's enough brother."

The man nods

"We just want to return it to its rightful owner." You smile to the man.

"Oh... what a thoughtful young man and lady." A secretary says
"Yeah. Look up the name for me, will ya?" Five snaps back
"Uh, I'm sorry, but patient records are strictly confidential." The man said "that means I can't tell you-"

"Yeah, I know what it means." Five says

"But i'll tell you what I can do. I will take the eye off your hands and return it to the owner." The man explains "I'm sure he or she will be very grateful, so if you can just-" the man grabs for the eye.

"Yeah, you're not touching this eye." Five says

"Five.." you say.

He looks at you, smiles but then looks at the man again.

"Now, listen here, young man-" the man says

Five grabs him by the neck.

"Oh my god, Five-" you say

"No! You listen to me, asshole. I've come a long way for this, through some shit your pea brain couldn't even comprehend."

You laugh

"So just give me the information I need, and I'll be on my merry way." Five says "and if you call me 'young men' one more time, I'm gonna put your head trough that damn wall."

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