5 Seconds of Summer Jokes, Randomness, and Whatnot 2

Home Alone

When I'm home alone...

Me: "OMG I thought this day would never come..."

Me: *in the shower* "I WISH THAT I COULD WAKE UP WITH AMNESIA AND FORGET ABOUT THE STUPID LITTLE THINGS..."

Me: *into hairbrush* "I WANNA GET LOST AND DRIVE FOREVER, TALKIN BOUT NOTHING YEAH WHATEVER..."

Me: *skipping around the house* "SHE LOOKS SO PERFECT STANDING THERE IN MY AMERICAN APPAREL UNDERWEAR..."

Me: *upside down on the couch* "SO KISS ME KISS ME KISS ME AND TELL ME THAT I'LL SEE YOU AGAIN..."

Me: *making microwave popcorn* "THIS AINT A MOVIE THAT I WANNA SEE. A TRAGIC STORY STARRING YOU AND ME..."

Family: *comes home*

Me: *locks self in bedroom and goes on Wattpad* 

Me: *whispers* "Good girls are bad girls that haven't been caught."