This story is so bad. I'm purely publishing it in celebration of the first episode of the series (which thankfully is a lot better than this) getting 100,000 views on Youtube. If you're not here because of my channel, then you can check out the series here: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLzJRyNH2jlApdypvNXMO1-lNIWm_NO97i