Book Cover by User Moxuu_
After realizing that they're bored without bashing each other's antics, Dib and Zim befriend each other. Soon after, Zim finds himself on an autopsy table, and believes Dib to be the culprit. Thinking quickly, he travels back in time to when he befriends Dib, intending to stop the event from taking place. But in the process, he finds out that Dib wasn't planning anything of the sorts. Now without a disguise, Zim must team up with his greatest enemy (and at the same time his only friend) to find who else in this world of idiots would know Zim's true identity.
Side note, this book does contain ZaDR (Zim and Dib Relationship) so if you don't like ZaDR, I'm telling you now that you can leave.
As well, this book is a work of fiction-within-fiction, meaning that it is NOT canon to the show. It takes place after the events of Mopiness of Doom (an unaired episode, which you can watch on youtube in the form of either an animation project or an official script reading, neither of which are mine.) and doesn't fully follow the canonicity of future (unaired) episodes. If you haven't seen Mopiness of Doom, some elements of the story may not make sense.
In this au Purple and Red love and is overprotective of Zim. Zim didn't feel the same but doesn't know how to reject his leaders. Who knows what they'll do? Zim finds a way to escape by asking for a mystery mission. Purple and Red saw how happy Zim was and just couldn't find the heart in them to refuse.
As months went by, Zim got an urgent call to come to the mothership. When Dib finds out about Zim's dissappearance, he runs to Zim's hideout, not caring if he was still in his space pajamas. When he arrived, he saw nothing but a robot acting like a total psycho. Gir.
Will Zim ever escape this unwanted love and find his future boyfriend, or will he stay with Purple and Red?
WARNING: PRAZR + ZADR