Racoonsareholdingmyfamilycaptive Verhalen

No smut - that's just wrong, especially for a minor. No ships, btw. Will include a lot of fluff and a small bit of angst. Enjoy! edit; this story now has a new author, t...

"Shrek, this swamp, that donkey, even this onion i just manifested, they are all imperfect. Everything I've made is imperfect...except you." A love story betwe...