After awhile of attempting to hunt down the deer I saw this weird alien thing came up and snagged it away from me and i yelled that it was mine but unfortunate for me I should've just ended my business because the new found creature dropped the deer and ran over to me
I wasn't expecting it, so it was much more scarier than it seemed at first since it was running at me and I tried running away but it got to me before I could even get a second thought in and it lifted me up in the air and carried me somewhere and i tried my hardest to squirm out of it's grip but it's hands had a nice grip on me and as I was about to scream i saw this weird tree looking thing in the distance along with morty rick and zeep so i screamed out to them
"Rickkk get this thing to let me go" They all turned to look at me and immediately morty runs up instead of rick
"No, bad tree person" he scolds the tree person thing and it lets me down and morty gives me a hug "you ok kid" I subtly hug him back and then he lets go "y-ya i'm ok i just need Rick to get us the f*ck out of here, these people are backwards savages" he says as zeep and Rick walk over to us "They eat every third baby because they think it makes fruit grow bigger" My face scrunches up the more he talks sh*t on his tree people
"I don't care what it takes. You two are putting aside your bullshit to get us BACK HOME" Morty points between Rick and Zeep and they just look at eachother "No can do, Morty. I just can't-"
"I just don't see how i can-" Zeep cuts rick off " oh come on" I roll my eyes and cross my arms and rick of course just stares at me with a blank expression "grandma y/n get behind me" and without a question I step away from rick and behind morty "RO RO DAH NO GAH" Morty yells while pointing at the two and right after the tree people surround them and morty just walks away not caring
Rick looks at me but I just shrug my shoulders and walk away letting him and zeep deal with it "aww wow y/n not even gonna help" Rick says and I turn to look at him with a slightly sad look "i don't know about you rick but I just wanna go home" I turn back and walk over to morty and a heard an exaggerated fine come from behind me causing me to smile since I was able to make him feel guilty enough to help get us home
"hey kid I think i got rick and zeep to get us home" he turns to look at me with a smile "thanks grandma y/n, sometimes I wonder how you even married that man" I ruffle his hair and laugh "ya me too but I promise he had his moments" Morty looked at me curiously "like what?" he sits down on a tree trunk and I sit beside him "like in high school"
*flashback*
"hey Rick" I said laying down with my with my head on his lap and he looks down at me and continues to play with my hair while fixing his invention "ya babe" I gave him a small smile at the name "how come you're with me I mean like you're so smart and can do big things and I can barely do the pythagorean theorem-" He cuts me off by putting his invention down and giving me a soft kiss kinda surprising me
"to be honest i don't know, usually i'd say love is just a chemical but you're different...I uhh love you" he mumbles the last part making me smile because i'm about to tease him
"wait what was that last part" I sit up and Rick just looks down not trying to make eye contact "nothing" he mumbles again so I grab his chin and make him look at me "I think I heard you say something though sooo say it again for me?" I make a pouty face and he sighs "I love you ok.." I smile at him and give him a kiss which lasted a little longer than the last one
"hey y/n I have a question you'll probably have to think about it but...drop out with me, we can learn so much more than school could ever tell us a-and we can go on space adventures or if we had kids we could raise them on mars or something whatever you want i know we're only 17 but-" I interrupt his rambling by hugging and kissing him
"f*ck it, it's not like I have anything for me here anyway right?" We just stare at each other and just laugh "so when do these adventures start" I asked and he got up putting his hand out for me to grab which i did and he pulls me up
"how about right now" He pulls out some weird gun looking thing and shoots it causing a green portal to appear (just act like he's been figured it out)
"let's go" he says as he sticks out his hand and the moment I grabbed it he pulled me in taking me to whatever awaited us
***(end if flashback)***
"wow so you dropped out because of him" morty looks at me and I laughed a little "well ya but I mean hey if I didn't you wouldn't be here, but anyways let's check on the idiots" We got up and walked over to them and they seem to be laughing which was a good sign
"all right, okay, okay, okay, wrap it up" Morty waved in their face before we all put our hands on this crystal thing "You guys are the f*cking worst! Your gods are a lie! f*ck you, f*ck nature and f*ck trees!" morty cusses while he flips off the tree people "holy sh*t" I mumbled and within seconds we're back in the little white peoples world
"yes! you did it! yes!" Morty just stands there with a huge grin on his face and we all cheer for a bit "Hey, uh, how about that drink?" Rick nudges at zeep and my attention goes to them because a drink wouldn't be so bad right now
"sure, i just need to go grab my wallet from inside my ship" zeep starts backing up and I immediately knew he was up to something and I was kinda sad cause I wanted that drink and sure enough he was and rick caught on to and here we are now running after zeep
"Morty hop on my back and y/n I upgraded your shoes so just follow me, go go sanchez ski shoes" Rick yells and skis come out of both of our shoes and up the stair we went to follow zeep and luckily we caught him but we all knocked into him into the ship and then back into zeeps world we were and not surprisingly Rick and zeep are fighting
"ughh you owe me a drink after all of this" I yell at rick as we were running into a taxi "don't worry babe I gotchu" he winks and I just roll my eyes because of the situation we were in rn this just wasn't the time
And finally we were walking into the ship all wet because of the sudden rain making the whole situation worse "rickkkkkkk" we heard zeep from behind us, I took the biggest sigh of my life knowing we were going to be in this shitty miniverse for a little while longer
"don't do it" morty says to rick but of course rick doesn't listen so I just put my hand on mortys shoulder and we scoot back into the ship a bit to avoid the rain
"You quit school, but you still got some learning to do" Rick says while taking off his lab coat and handing it over to me too which I just drop it on the ground in annoyance "so corny" I whispered under my breath which made morty smile a bit
The two idiots begin fighting which was probably one of the worst but funniest fight i've ever seen rick get in and after a bit of getting kicked in the nuts zeep falls to the floor in defeat and rick spits on him "class dismissed"
"oh god, i'm going inside" I said to morty while holding in my laugh from how corny rick is being right now "geez" was all I heard morty say while he stared at a beat up zeep on the floor and a ruffed up rick walking towards him
We finally come back to summer and she just stares with wide eyes not saying a single word to us now that we've gotten back "you all right?" rick questions but she answered with an uh-huh! almost immediately and quite loud
"are you sure summer because-" "YEP" she cuts me off loudly like she did rick and flinched when I went to put my hand on her shoulder so I just retracted "what are you doing rick? I'm pretty sure the batteries dead" Morty looks at rick in pure confusion but rick stares back with the most cockiest look ever
"oh, you think so, huh, Morty? well let's see" he says as he turns on the ship, happy with having the upperhand on the miniverse
I kick over some of Ricks bottles hearing the loud clinks as I turn over to look back at Morty, "hey what- huh? I don't get it" he looks at Rick and I in confusion "of course you don't, but zeep did" Rick looks up into the sky with yet again another cocky look on his face
Morty turns to me for an explanation which I gladly give him "Zeep figured by the time we got back to the car if the battery wasn't working we would toss it out killing his entire civilization, or he forgets his experiments and goes back to his boxes along with everyone in there" Morty looks at me satisfied that he now understands why the battery is still working
"Morty you were right we really just needed to be honest with those guys" Rick takes off in the ship taking us to the second thing that we originally came for
We head into the ice cream shop summer still looking like she hasn't slept in months while Rick, Morty and I still look ruffed up from all of the previous events, everyone takes their seats as the lady comes up asking for what we want "could I get (ice cream), thank you" "yes of course and for the rest of you?"
The rest gives their orders while Morty takes forever until he finally picks something and the lady leaves to go get our ice cream "Jesus Morty you had the whole car ride to decide what you wanted" Morty sank in his seat as Rick whisper yelled at him "I-I'm sorry I wasn't expecting s-so many choices ok" Summer continues to just look dead and I put my hand over hers to get her attention but the lady came back with our ice cream
"Thank y-o-o-ouu" Rick gets my ice cream for me and passes it over making me smile just a bit "see Morty this is what what it's all about" I nod my head agreeing then take a huge lick of my ice cream
"what the actual f*ck" I spit out a fly
"eww there's flies in my ice cream" Rick yelled and looked at me looking at him, "presidential decree all ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs" She clasps her hands together and looks up like some Disney princess type sh*t and we all stare at her like she was crazy
"what the f*ck did you do summer" summer snaps out of her trance and points at Rick "IT WAS YOUR SHIP, YOUR STUPID SHIP DID IT" Morty and I just stare at the two going back and fourth with each other "IT MELTED A CHILD" my face distorted into pure confusion "what the hell" I look at Morty and we share the same look
After a bit of that crap I yelled at them to shut up once Rick started talking about summers boobs and we threw our ice creams away and headed back to our dimension
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Lmao ok funny story this was 80% done and was just sitting in my drafts for months and I never bothered publishing it cause I forgot I wrote it i'm so sorry guys but ya i am gonna keep writing this story since a bunch of you seemed to like it so uhhh catch yall in the next chapter ig