(for all those who were #taegi starved... this one's for you! I ain't keeping you waiting for too long.)
(and it's loooooooooong! with many uwu's)
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bts.bighitofficial: Ddaeng out now! Real Me the 5th Studio Album is out on all major streaming platforms! One more day for the M Countdown stage, so please vote for BTS!
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dancemonster: finally, the album is out! I hope you love it as much as we do, Army!😃
jhoe: so much has gone into this, and we hope you feel our hearts through this set!😀
agustd: thank you for all the love, everyone.😊
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namtiddies: ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME😭??????? THIS IS PROBABLY THE BEST THING I'VE HEARD IN MY LIFE?😫
namjinfreak: the Cypher Set. motherfuckers shook the fucking planet🥶
chunghahaha: fuck, the tongue technology has got to me. holy fuck, I love this! @agustd babe, im sorry if all you're ever gonna hear playing on my speakers are the songs in this album🤩😍
agustd: np sugar, I'm glad you loved it😘
agustdick: why do I find it so cute that Yoongi calls Chungha 'sugar' while he's 'SUGA'. my heart has been FILLED🥰
gayyp.twicetagram: YES YES YES WE ADORE THIS!!!😍
gayyp.got7official: we second it! we dig this, and it's all we're gonna play in the studio for warmups.😅
babymochi: I'm questioning my undying love only for Bangtan today. This album snatched my fucking cheap whore wig😂
vantae: this is going to be long. Brace your fucking selves. First off. DDAENG?? what the fucking fuck were you hyungs thINKING? did you THINK? did you think of the fucking consequences your irresponsible actions would have on poor fans like us? NAMJOON HYUNG, that fucking stutter is murdering my fucking soul. I'm with my girlfriend as I type this, and all my unworthy mouth can fucking mumble is 'ILPAL ILSAM SAMPAL DDAAENG'. I think she'll break up with me if I say it one more fucking time. well, she's gonna fucking have to live without me coz im not fucking stopping.
vantae: THE CYPHER SET? BITCH WHAT WERE YOU FUCKING THINKING? AGAIN? part 1? BOMB. LIT. DUDE WTF HOBI HYUNG? you're getting it from me when you come over next, because im pissed. your rap was crazy. part 2? YOONGI HYUNG? care to explain why you fucking ran me over with that fucking bus? DED. part 3? FUCKING SUPREME BOI HYUNG COLLAB? WHEN? HOW? WHY? im so fucking happy. Again, Yoongi hyung. WHY. FUCKING WHY. part 4? I cant even choose who was my fucking favourite here. FUCKING SORRY BAE
vantae: did you think I was fucking done? BITCH FUCK NO🤬
vantae: THE SOLO SONGS. I have NO words. NONE. im fucking shook, speechless and dead. Joonie hyung? LOVE? SARANG SARANG SARANG JUST BECAME MY FUCKING FAVOURITE SET OF WORDS right after ILPAL ILSAM SAMPAL DDAENG. Just Dance? FUCKING REALLY HOBI HYUNG? REALLY? fucking murder my stupid ass anyways. fucking shits all of you are for releasing this only now. SEESAW? Yoongi hyung, no disrespect but I will fucking run you over with a goddamn fucking tRAIN if you even THINK of not performing it asap. DIE, WHORES FUCKING DIE
vantae: fuck, kill me kill me fucking now.🤯
ilovesnakeu: *crickets chriping*🤭
ihatesnakeu: *awkward silence*😯
2seokie: I think Taehyung just stole all of our lines😲
bts.bighitoffial: @vantae uh... Thanks?🤔
parkchimney: who knew Taehyungie was so violent?🤐
parkchimney: ps: we loved the album! Bangtan approves😁
suckchin: adored the album! and I cant believe that they mentioned me and chim in the 'Thanks To'!!! Also Joonie wrote 'Trivia: Love' for MOI and he's gonna get so much love for that, just wait till I see him for the Comeback stage in barely two days!😍
suckchin: ps: taehyung, stop running your mouth. just come home after your fanboying outside the BigHit building and im waiting here with a spatula and a bar of soap to wash your filthy tongue🤬
taetaebaby: TAEHYUNG's outside the BigHit building????? OMO FANBOY GOALS🥳
goldenmaknae: AeMAiiZINGh! Theat's allk I canm say. we'ra gonns havae a harf time beatinh thias, butr hopoefullyt it canx be done. Lovesd the Cypheer setr, thr Soloa and of courise the titlre trackj!
dancemonster: is kook drunk?😏
silvermaknae: actually what happened is, we made a drinking game off Taehyung's comments on this post.😳
jhoe: LMAO how? already cracking up, so I hope this is funny😂
silvermaknae: I told him he had to take a shot for each time taehyung said 'fuck'. Now he's hammered and high off his fucking mind🤣
vantae: fucking fuck
agustd: stop, Tae.. we understand okay?😌
vantae: b-but hyungie... I jus liked t-the a-album so fu-sorry much...🥺
agustd: it's okay little baby, no one's gonna scold you. now go home like a good boy instead of waiting in the crowds outside the BigHit building. You might get recognised, and I don't want you to get hurt or mobbed okay?😕
vantae: can you see me? how did you know???🥺
agustd: of course I can see you. you're literally the only one wearing a 'Min Yoongi can step on my throat and still make me cum' shirt. did you think I wouldn't notice? people are also looking weirdly at you, so please go home Taetae.😌
agustd: text me when you're home safe. no detours. it's late already, kiddo🙂
fuckingbts: SOFT HOURS UWU😍
jacksonwanger: did
jaebumhole: we
hungjae: just
silvermaknae: witness
jyparkinglot: the
doubleb: first
marktwat: #TAEGI
goldenmaknae: mmomnentr (that's moment. forgive kook, he's still hammered😂)
parkchimney: in
suckchin: so
vantae: long????
agustd: smh😨
raplobster: Taegi has made it's comeback, and so has BTS. dude the album is lit, and the ship is BOMb🤩
jypbighithoe: is it a bad thing that I wish for Taegi rather than #taetzu and #yoongha even though I ship them with their current partners already?😢
bangtantrash: @jypbighithoe no it's not a bad thing, and im sure all the fans and even some of the artists want it to be real too. but let's just be happy there's no bad blood, and that no one's fighting and it's all love and joy. let them be bros if they wanna be, and let them date if they want to. im sure we'll support them whatever.❤️
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cyphered: @bangtantrash GODDESS. the best comment I saw today, ngl. we stan😭
papamochi: we love that there's love all around! @bangtantrash you just spoke all of our hearts😖
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9:00 pm
Meanwhile in the BigHit Studios, Min Yoongi watches Kim Taehyung jump around outside the building with the other fans, holding banners and signs even though it was cold and windy. His heart warms for the much smaller boy who is his proud fan.
He picks up his phone and calls someone who least expected it.
𝕋𝕒𝕖𝕥𝕒𝕖💜
yoongi: hey tae?
taetae: hyung!? omo why are you calling me? do you need help? should I do anything? please tell me??!!
yoongi: chill kiddo, I just want you to go home safely. you have a comeback tomorrow, no?
taetae: b-but I do this each time you have a comeback! it's a tradition!
yoongi: then how about I watch you for the entire time you're here? so I know you'll be safe. is that okay?
taetae: hyung! it's okay, don't waste your time looking at me. I'll be here for a long time.
yoongi: that's okay. just stay in my line of sight, tae. I can still see your bright shirt.
taetae: okay, I won't move. but I'll be here, okay?
yoongi: okay, kiddo. be safe. hyung will watch over you okay?
taetae: okay
yoongi: call me if you need anything; I'll be right out.
taetae: I'm fine hyung. thank you for caring for me, I really appreciate it.
yoongi: no big deal, kiddo. just don't leave on me okay? I'll get worried if you disappear, so when you leave, tell me.
taetae: yes hyung, I promise to be a good boy.
yoongi: a g-good b-boy?
taetae: yeah! I'll be good, and follow hyung's instructions well.
yoongi: o-okay
taetae: bye hyung! Goodnight, and you be safe too, okay?
yoongi: okay
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Cutting the call, he dragged his chair to the wide window where he could watch his little fanboy to his heart's content. He smiled when Taehyung started dancing like a maniac when other fans around him played the album tracks on their speakers. He was glad that the boy had a mask on, and he was safe from being mobbed or attacked by his fans. He only recognised him by his bright neon green shirt that held a gruesomely funny expression on it. Hobi and Joon had told him about the shirt before, and honestly, Yoongi just found it so endearing.
"Such a cute kid." he sighed, putting his face in his hands as he pressed his nose to the glass. For once, he was thankful that his studio was not high up the building. Missing this cute sight would just be too bad.
Picking up the phone yet again, he called his girlfriend.
𝔹𝕒𝕓𝕪𝕘𝕚𝕣𝕝❤️
babygirl: hey babe, what's up? ready for our date?
me: im sorry, but I have to cancel last minute
babygirl: oh? what is it?
me: got some work left before day after's comeback show
babygirl: stage stuff?
me: yeah
babygirl: then it's fine. have fun babe, and let's reschedule for tomorrow?
me: I have plans tomorrow night too
babygirl: then let's meet for Gayo. you're escorting me anyways, right?
me: of course! My beautiful girl will be the one who's arms will be linked with mine, won't it?
babygirl: ever so cheesy! see you, Yoongs
me: yes babe, goodnight.
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He felt bad about his lies and his stupid excuse for missing their date; and he honestly adored the woman. But for tonight, he was content with watching a cute tiny boy dance and sing to his heart's content.
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Meanwhile, outside the BigHit building where Taehyung is frolicking with other fans, he gets a phone call. Seeing his girlfriend's pretty face on the screen, he smiles wide before picking up.
𝕋𝕫𝕦❤️
me: hey baby, what's up?
tzu: where are you, Tae!! I called you earlier and you didn't pick up
(And indeed, when Tae checked his logs, Tzuyu had called him twice (no pun intended) while he was on a call with Yoongi)
me: I thought you knew my BTS comeback ritual? I'm with all the other fans outside the BigHit building.
tzu: it's late baby, shouldn't you come home?
me: I'm not coming home anytime soon Tzu, you know how much I love Yoongi hyung and the other hyungs. Besides, Yoongi hyung is looking after me now too, so I am alright.
tzu: okay tae, be safe okay?
me: I'll do that. So sleep well, baby
tzu: I'd sleep better with you, but for tonight I won't complain.
me: I'll get you tomorrow before the album release, then?
tzu: yes! I wouldn't miss it for the world
me: okay
tzu: bye then
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Sighing, he put the phone back into the pocket of his padded coat. He hated brushing her off, but this was the BTS comeback we're talking about!! And Yoongi hyung too, in the end.
He huffed angrily, stomping his foot in frustration. Why was he thinking specifically of the man who had unknowingly broken his fragile, trusting heart? He was happy with Tzuyu, but why was he still acting like he was hung up over the short, dark headed man?
Shaking away those evil, stray thoughts he smiled. Tonight was just for having fun with other fans and listening to BTS together.
Then he realised that he was finally going to meet Yoongi in less than two days for their combined comeback stage. Sure, he had went to every single BTS concert that had been held in Korea; he knew the Min Yoongi on stage. But he'd never met him up close, and it scared him shitless.
Fuck.
But maybe closure would finally be obtained in two days.
The 2020 SBS Gayo Daejon better not be a screw up.
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The next day!
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gayyp.bangtanofficial: LOST out now! The 4th Studio Album is out on all major streaming platforms! One more day for the M Countdown stage, so please vote for Bangtan!
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parkchimney: so after a lot of trouble, LOST is out! We hope you cherish our heart songs and love them as much as we do!💜
vantae: ARMY BORAHAE!!!! also yes, lowkey adore this album the most out of the other 3 we've did. Hope you guys love this work from us, and we'll work harder for our next one!🥰
goldenmaknae: my heart is in this album and in my solo. I wish for ARMYs to realise all the love I have for you is real and true. I love you all so much it hurts.😭
suckchin: STREAM EPIPHANY🥳
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2seokie: I. HAVE. NO. WORDS.😭
babymochi: WHAT WAS WITH THIS COMEBACK? LOST IS AMAZING!!!!!! so is Dimple omg, and TRUTH UNTOLD KILLED ASS, and HOUSE OF CARDS MADE ME ORGASM WTF ARE THOSE LYRICS??😍
papamochi: @babymochi you forgot the Solo songs. like DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE Serendipity? Jimin OOF Singularity? SEXIEST ever! Epiphany? wow I cried. Euphoria? made me happy and smiley😌
gayyp.twicetagram: adored this masterpiece of an album! please do a small live for us okay?????? LOVED THIS AAHH❤️
gayyp.got7official: killed it, boys!!! cant wait for comeback show! We'll be at the front, cheering you on!❤️
raplobster: I loved the whole album, but I CANT with Seokjin promoting his solo while the others are gushing and crying about ARMY😂
namtiddies: im in love with this album.. I honestly don't know who's gonna win tomorrow at M Countdown🤔
bangtantrash: fuck I forgot about the comeback shows!!! I cant decide which album I liked better tbh im just so excited to see the live performances🤭
yoongipedia: DED. this album made my wig fly SO FAAAAR AWAAAAYYYYYYY😵
(idk if you got the ref, but anyone who watched BangBangCon would've got it so)
dancemonster: yes Jinnie baby, I streamed Epiphany. Also guys, I loved this album. I'm playing Dimple on my headphones as I type this and it's so fucking good!🤗❤️
jhoe: My Jim and his Serendipity had me DEAD. such a beautiful song, just like my beautiful Jim❤️. the rest of you did so well omg and no Jin, I didn't stream epiphany. Singularity and Euphoria are super! I'm making a choreo on Singularity atm I liked it a lot, it's very very sexy and Serendipity is also gonna be worked on by me soon.😍
stillchewy: i. fucking.loved.it and Tae??? you sound beautiful, baby😘
vantae: *kisses you*😘
agustd: honestly, Singularity killed. It was really gender fluid, and im glad you made such a rare song, Taetae. It's going on my 'forever favourites' playlist along with the rest of your solo songs.😇
agustd: I didn't even bother with the other songs #sorrynotsorry so Jin, no I didn't fucking stream your Epiphany and all😇
parkchimney: DONT CALL ME JIM, HOBI🤬!!!! also thank you baby!😍
suckchin: ya'll suck. Thanks though, Joonie. you a real one😭
vantae: oh my heart!!! Thank you so much Yoongi Hyung! I feel so happy that you like it! but also listen to the other songs, I think you'll like them too!😃
agustd: sure Taetae, I'll do that now. Just for you though, kiddo😅
bubblyjinlover: yoongles? whipped😂
chunghahaha: TAEHYUNG!!!! Singularity has gone on my 'songs about sex' list even though it wasn't about sex lmao that song be wild sexy bitch😍! all the other songs OOF I may be stanning you guys too haha with bias: Jimin coz that boy be duality in it's finest hehe😂
vantae: @chunghahaha lmao noona! see you at Gayo! Cant wait omg🥰
silvermaknae: why's no one talking about Euphoria? That song is probably Jungkook's best solo yet and it's a beautiful ass song. I cried for eternity after hearing it, and smiled too! Loved It baby! You did so well!😘
goldenmaknae: gyeommie, have I told you how much I love you?❤️
parkchimney: CHUNGHA HAS ME AS A BIAS. i GOTTA GO to the bathroom coz I may have shit my pants. 😂😨😵
hungjae: guys honestly Epiphany is beautiful😭. Bummie and I have been weeping in the bathroom together for ten minutes now. we almost broke up lmao, singing I'M THE ONE I SHOULD LOVE, NOT YOU STUPID BITCH. 😂
doubleb: loved House of Cards the most, and Euphoria oof😵! House of cards that sex song that no one knows the name of, but everyone knows the tune if uk what I mean lmao🤣
jabumhole: LOST is a masterpiece though!😍
jacksonwanger: what about Truth Untold??? that ish had me ded😃
jyparkinglot: jacks YES. underrated masterpiece🤩
marktwat: Serendipity is GORGEOUS though. oof jiminie!😇
nahyeon: my dudes, I approve of this album and that's not just because we're labelmates🥰
momochul: now @kimcondom and I have a new sex playlist, don't we Babyboy?😏
kimcondom: oh my GOD. is there even ONE thing about our sex lives that the public does NOT know😳?????????? also my boys, you did good this album so see you at Gayo!😍
chaeyoungasf: we are rooting for you!!!!💙
stillchewy: much love from all of TWICE, guys!❤️
agustd: @stillchewy not AS much love as from BTS coz we adore you MORE❤️
everyone: @agustd why you gotta, man?😂
churroyoongi: there's actually a person who changed his username to EVERYONE just to troll Yoongi on how he's suddenly so nice and cute AND A TAE FANBOY? WE STAN YOU😂
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10:00 pm
Taehyung POV
At the gayYP Building, I was in my small studio, reading comments and responses to the album. A whole day passed by, and yet I couldn't take his eyes off my computer, eyes tearing up whenever a positive comment or message came up.
JYP PD-nim had just popped in a minute ago, to inform me that sales had skyrocketed! I was so, so happy with this album, I could cry!
Looking outside the window, I saw hordes of fans outside the building and I have to admit I was a little mortified. I love my beautiful ARMY, but had I really behaved so wildly last night outside BigHit?
But that was the price of being a fanboy; your image as a normal person gets shattered once you get into that mode, ngl.
Shaking my head and chuckling at my fans' cuteness, my eyes went back to my phone.
My mind though, took a detour to the one and only Min Yoongi.
I blushed at the very thought, kicking myself right afterwards. I shouldn't even be thinking about him like that! The both of us were dating other people who we each genuinely liked! It's so unfair, these celebrity crushes; but this one was worse because we actually had a possibility of it working...
Just that he wasn't gay.
I trashed away all thoughts of him, and began to read more cute comments, when I got a call. Seeing the familiar name, I gulped before picking up.
𝕐𝕠𝕠𝕟𝕘𝕚 𝕙𝕪𝕦𝕟𝕘💜
yoongi hyung: hey taetae..
me: hey hyung, why are you calling so late? do you need anything?
yoongi hyung: shut up, pabo when I call you, it doesn't mean I want your help
me: then what DO you want?
yoongi hyung: I want you to look outside your damn window
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I jumped out of my chair, knocking it down in my rush as I dashed to the window. And what did I see, you may ask, that punched me in the gut so hard?
Somewhere in the middle of the hordes of fans, one particular fan wore a bright neon green shirt with the words 'Kim Taehyung can step on my throat and still make me cum'. This particular fan was short and had dark hued hair. This particular fan was the one who had crushed my heart, but still owned every fucking inch of it.
He was holding a banner with my face, and the phrase 'My Taetae is the cutest bean' scrawled on it in black sharpie ink.
My legs suddenly felt weak, making me slump to the floor. My fingers shook as I hurriedly rung up the number belonging to the man outside.
me: hyung... why?
yoongi hyung: hey? don't sweat it. I'm your number 1 fan too, Taetae
me: you didn't have to, you know.. Just because I do it doesn't make you obligated to do the same for me. you really didn't have to.
yoongi hyung: I wanted to, okay?
me: really?
yoongi hyung: yeah tae... and how's my shirt? Like it much?
I couldn't help but giggle at his extra-ness.
me: I love it
yoongi hyung: and the banner?
me: I know im a smol bean
yoongihyung: you are. you are the smollest of all t-
me: thank you, hyung.. thank you for this..
yoongi hyung: the pleasure was all mine, kiddo. I'm glad you liked the small surprise
me: but please hyung, go home now! It's cold!
yoongi hyung: no, im gonna stay here for some more time.
me: okay...
yoongi hyung: watch me till I go?
me: you know I will..
yoongi hyung: bye kiddo, look after me okay?
me: of course hyung.. be safe, okay?
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I watched him all along while he was on the phone with me, and he smiled the whole while. My studio is on the base floor, and I could see him clearly. He couldn't see me, but I could see every move he made.
What was he doing to my heart? With that copycat shirt, and the cute banner...
Why? Is he just being my hyung, that he always was?
Surely, it could be nothing else. Chungha Noona and him were happy! So was I with Tzu. Maybe he's just being my protective hyung, that's it for sure!
Smiling in relief, I look over to see him twerking like a psycho at one of the songs being played. I laughed out loud, snapping pictures of him being wild for once.
For the first time in a few weeks, I smiled like crazy.
I was happy.
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So that was the plan Yoongi told Chungha that he had for the next day; the reason they postponed their date for yet another day..
yoongi being an uwu and not a jerk for once.
btw, he was just being a supportive hyung, okay? All this was just to make Tae happy, because he has a very very very soft spot for him. he has no clear feelings whatsoever to Taehyung as of now.
But still! THIS IS CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT AND I AM ALL IN FOR THIS ISH
next up is comeback stage and I am all IN!!!