Worst Moments in Percy Jackso...

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The worsts moments in any (cliche or so) Percy Jackson fanfiction. ONLY FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES!! Inspired... Daha Fazla

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~ The MC NEVER wears the camp tshirt.

I mean come on! NO ONE EVER WEARS IT! They be putting on their sexy tank top and booty shorts.

~ "I put on my sexy tank top and booty shorts and put my heavy armor over me and headed to breakfast."

No.

Girl please. It is said that the armor weighs like a ton, and why would you wear your armor to breakfast? O.o Yes, let's wear my armor to breakfast. The food could attack me at any moment...

You can never be too careful.

~ MC has to fall in love with either Percy, Leo, or Nico.

Or all.

~ MC beats Percy in sword fight on first day.

Percy is the best swordsman at Camp Half-Blood! Some noob girl is NOT going to beat him in a sword fight when she JUST GOT THERE.

~ Artemis has demigod kids.

Come on, Artemis is a MAIDEN goddess. She will not be having kids anytime soon.

~ Oh, let's bring back the dead.

You cannot bring all these dead people back; Luke, Bianca, Lee, Michael, Zoë, etc. Do not tamper with the dead. Let them rest in peace.

~ MC is always WAY too modest about theirselves.

i.e

"Oh, but I'm a terrible singer," Aqua Marine Blowfish Blue Crystal Waters said, quivering.

"Sing for me, please?" Percy pleaded. Aqua obliged. OMG she had the best singing voice ever! "Aren't I horrible?" Aqua said, blushing and turning away.

(A/N: I can't continue this terrible writing)

~ ALL children of Hephaestus have fire abilities.

It is said in The Lost Hero, no one has had the whole fire thingy and that now Leo is the first demigod in a while with this thing. Leo is the ONLY one, so don't have other random people having this.

~ MC becomes a god.

"Aqua Marine Blowfish Blue Crystal Waters, I now declare you Goddess of Sacagawea!" Zeus announced. All the other godly figures clapped.

~ They carry around technology.

First of all, demigods CANNOT carry around technology. That would just attract monsters, especially if the whole lot of them are.

~ Must talk in text abbreviations.

OMG LIPILHHISHIGD OMG ID

(Oh my god look it's Percy I love him he is so hot I'm gonna die oh my god I died.)

~ Name musty relate to godly parent.

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Poseidon: Aqua Marine Blowfish Blue Crystal Waters

Artemis: Moon Shine Hunt Arrow Baboon

So, that was part 2! Vote, comment, tell me what you thought!

~Persassy

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