Brandon POV
I started walking around doing whatever the hell I wanted but I was bored so I decided to chop some trees to get more wood from the woods cause why not
"Got to make a house before it turns night, fuck I need a bed too..."
THIRD PERSON POV
As minutes passed, a figure was slowly creeping up at Brandon, a faint hsssssssss being heard (Underpaid Editor~Chan: That pun was unintentional)
Brandon POV
"Why do I hear hissing?"
I turned around and saw a girl with a green hoodie and shorts to match making creeper noises, so naturally
"OOOH FU-"
???: Hehehe just kidding!
"Just kidding?! I had a fucking heart attack! You scared me so bad Editor~Chan (UNDERPAID Editor~Chan) put in the "We'll Be Right Back" meme!
???: Uh...who?
"Nevermind...anyway who are you? Not gonna lie I'm liking the color scheme, Ms..."
Cupa: Sorry, I'm Cupa! Cupa The Creeper Pronounced COO-PAH
"Oookaaaaay..."
Oh fuck I totally forgot about the Mob Talker Mod...
"I'm Brandon, I'm a player- NOT LIKE THAT KIND OF PLAYER I MEAN I'M PLAYING THE GAME NOT I FUCK WOMEN AND LEAVE THEM AFTERWARD WITHOUT NOTICE TOTALLY NOT LIKE THAT HEHEHEHEHEHEH" (Underpaid Editor~Chan: Nice save dumbass)
Cupa: Hehe it's alright really. Hey Brandon, if you need a place to stay, my house isn't that far from here. Just past this forest
My mind exploded
My sinep expanded
Ladies and gentlemen, I'm finna fuck a creeper
(Underpaid Editor~Chan: So you'd fuck a creeper instead of your bestie...Yeah that's cool)
3RD PERSON
As the two walked around for what seemed like an hour Brandon couldn't help but begin to worry. He was about to open his mouth to ask another question, until the girl released his hand, punching her fists in the air.
Cupa: We're here!
Brandon looked up to see a rather large wooden house next to a lake. He watched as four girls appeared from inside it, greeting Cupa happily-- until they saw Brandon. Their smiles faded and they began leaning in to Cupa, whispering while keeping their eye on him. Brandon felt a little nervous, feeling as if he shouldn't be there at all and that he should be back at the village he spawned near and stealing on of their houses. But, Cupa looked back as well, gesturing him to come forwards like it was okay. The red-head took a deep breath before making his way over, eyeing over everyone but Cupa. All of them still didn't look pleased, despite their forced smiles.
Brandon POV
Cupa: These are my roommates, Ander, Vanessa, and Ari
Ari: New guy, huh? I'm Ari, I'm a spider
(Underpaid Editor~Chan: Ari's probably my favorite one so far...)
I shook Ari's hand, she had the appearance of a spider, but she had little berets in her hair, indicating the extra eyes. Her clothes were similar to mine, but she wore a skirt and long socks. Her purple hair reached her back as her eyes were red as my hair
"I'm Brandon, nice to meet you Ari"
Ander: I..I guess...it's nice to meet you...
Ander, from what I can tell, is the shy one of the group. She wears a long black turtleneck with black jeans to match, with an Enderman hat on her head
"N-Nice to meet you... Ander, I'm Brandon" I was looking away seeing as how I'm terrified of Endermen and she would most likely kill me where I stood
(Underpaid Editor~Chan: Actually I believe the correct term is "Enderwoman")
Vanessa: Pssh, the last thing we need at this place is another roommate. I'm Vanessa, you can call me Nessa, and I'm Ari's little sister
Nessa was basically just Ari but shorter, with twin tails and blue hoodie with shorts and boots to match (Underpaid Editor~Chan: Can the FBI arrest you if you fuck a loli in a book?)
"Brandon, nice to meet ya"
Cupa: So yeah that's everyone in the house, I'll show you to the spare room we have here
"Sure thing"
I followed Cupa to a room with black carpet and a grey bed with a bookshelf and crafting table
"This looks like my room..."
Cupa: What was that?
"Ah! Nothing..."
Cupa: Get some rest, you must be tired Brandon
"Yeah a bit...I'll see you in the morning, night Cupa"
Cupa: Night Brandon
Cupa then came up to me and kissed my cheek. I felt myself blush as I held my cheek and collapsed on the bed, slowly drawing into a deep sleep...except
"ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!"