Ima use the states human names. Feel free to ask who's state they represent. The names used are from my hetalia book. For those who read it some of the names will be changed and their original names are in perenthasies. The quotes aren't mine and were changed to make it appropiate. Enough chatting and let's begin!
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Cali: hey, sofia, what do girls have that boys don't?
Sofia:
Sofia: brains
Cali:*laughs*
Alexander: hey!
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Oliver: ok let me guess your hometown, i bet it starts with an s
Mitch: maybe
Oliver: sexytown?
Mitch: no it's the oppisite of that
Oliver: DETROIT?
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Isaac: did you lose your job because of me?
Nicholas: nah. The manager's a vampire. And he wanted me to join his legion of the undead
Isaac:[quietly] i knew it!
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Iseah: i think owen's in trouble
Carson: alright. Struggling to give a f*ck if i'm honest
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Jose: this job will require a bit of muscle, so i figured crystal(azahar is now her middle name) should do it
Isaac: what? No. I should do it. I'm a man!
Carson: that's debatable
Isaac: well i'm more of a man than crystal
Crystal, a girl: i don't accept that
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Conner: i'm going to get soup
Isabel: be careful not to burn yourself, it's hot
Conner,leaving the room: pfft. I'm not going to burn myself
[30 seconds later]
Conner, entering the room: i burned myself
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Dylan: good morning
Gia(georgia): good morning
Benjamin: good morning
Nicholas: you all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit
Daniel: MORNING MOTHERF*CKERS!
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Daniel: so i was thinking, what if you ate chocolate with nuts, meaning you like boys, but then ate without nuts, so you like girls?
Penny: don't sexualize my chocolate!
Railyn: what would caramel be?
Daniel: both
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Alex(short for alexander): i need you to fix something
George: of course what?
Alex: i need you to help me fix my ____from getting a ______
George: i-
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Orlando: marriage? I don't know, we still seem to be at the boyfriend-girlfriend stage
Jose: WE F*** FOUR TIMES AND HAD A KID, ORLANDO
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Oliver: well, when i first met you i said awful things, spilled stuff all over you, and acted like a first class nincompoop, what would you have done?
Mitch: just what i did. Wait for my clothes to come back from the cleaners and then marry you
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Mason: why are you in love with carson?
Wyatt: they're everything i've ever dreamed of!
Mason:...you KNOW they are trying to kill you, right?
Wyatt: exactly
And that's all for today!