"Yes, merit! Yes! And then we drop papa-in-law and the little man off a cliff" he said as he dive bombs into the floor "Kersplat!"he yelled
"Kabuto, I love the way your foul little mind works!" He said
"Thank you for choosing Magic Carpet for all your travel needs. Don't stand until the rug has come to a complete stop." Kakashi said as Sasuke and Shiro get off down the stairway formed by carpet.
"Thank you. Good bye, good bye! Thank you Good bye!...Well, now. How about that, Mr. doubting mustafa?" Kakashi asked
"Oh, you sure showed me. Now about my three wishes" Sasuke smirked know that his plan had worked
"Do mine ears deceive me? Three? You are down by ONE, boy!"
"Ah, no--I never actually wished to get out of the cave. You did that on your own" Sasuke said. Kakashi thought for a second, then his jaw drops. He turns into a sheep.
"Well, don't I feel just sheepish? All right, you baaaaad boy, but no more freebies."
"That's Fair. So, three wishes. I want them to be good...hey...what would you wish for?" The raven asked
"Me? No one's ever asked me that before. Well, in my case, ah, forget it."
"What? No, tell me."
"Freedom."
"You're a prisoner?
"It's all part-and-parcel, the whole genie gig.
Phenomenal cosmic powers! Itty bitty living space"
"Kakashi, that's terrible."
"But, oh—to be free. Not have to go "Poof! What do you need? Poof! What do you need? Poof! What do you need?" To be my own master, such a thing would be greater than all the magic and all the treasures in all the world! But it's not going to happen..."
"Why not?"
"The only way I get outta this is if my master
wishes me out. So you can guess how often that's happened"
I'll do it. I'll set you free.
"Uh huh, right. Whoop!" Kakashi said, not believe the other male.
"No, really, I promise...After make my first two wishes, I'll use my third wish to set you free. "Well, here's hopin'" he sighed. " okay! Let's make some magic! So how 'bout it? What is it you want most?"
"Well, there's this guy—"
"Eehhh!.Wrong! I can't make anybody fall in love, remember? Although, I didn't expect you of all people to be gay" he chuckled and Sauske sighed
"But Kakashi...he's fun and understanding and...
"How about beautiful?
"Oh no not that...I'd say he's charming. He's got these eyes that just...and his hair, wow...and his smile." Sasuke slightly smiled
With the thought of the blonde in his mind.
"Ami. C'est l'amour." Kakashi said
"But he's the prince. To even have a chance, I'd have to be a--hey, can you make me a prince?" Sasuke asked
"Let's see here" Kakashi said as he pulled out a "Ah, to make a prince." He said as he looked through his rule book. "Now is that an official wish? Say the words!"
"Kakashi, I wish for you to make me a prince!
"All right! First, that fez and vest combo is much too third century. These patches--what are we trying to say--beggar? No! Let's work with me here." The man said as he measured Sasuke. "I like it, muy macho! Now, still needs something. What does it say to me? It says mode of transportation. Excuse me, monkey boy! Aqui, over here!" Shiro tries to cover himself with carpet, but Kakashi zaps him and he flies over.
"Uh oh!" Shiro said
"Here he comes, And what better way to make your grand entrance on the streets of Agrabah, than riding your very own brand new elephant!" A door bearing the Kakashi's head on it opens, where Shiro is transformed into an elephant. Shiro sees his reflection in a pool of water, then jumps into a tree. The tree naturally bends right back down to the ground, where Shiro hangs on and looks at Sasuke upside down.
"Shiro, you look good" he teased
"He's got the outfit, he's got the elephant, but we're not through yet. Hang on to your turban, kid, cause we're gonna make you a star!" Kakashi said
___At the Castle___
"Sire, I have found a solution to the problem with your Son." Orochimaru said
"Awk! The problem with your Son!"
"Oh, really? What is it?"
"It says, 'If the prince has not chosen a husband by the appointed time, then the sultan shall choose for her." He said
"But Naruto hated all those suitors! How could I choose someone he hates?" Minato asked
"Not to worry, my liege. There is more. If, in the event a suitable princess or...prince cannot be found, a prince must then be wed to...hmm...interesting." Orochimaru stopped "What? Who?"
"The royal vizier! Why, that would be...me!"
"Why, I thought the law says that only a prince or princess can marry a prince, I'm quite sure."
"Desperate times call for desperate measures, my lord." He said he He pulses out the staff and hypnotizes Minato with it.
"Yes...desperate measures..." the sultan said
"You will order the prince to marry me." Orochimaru said
"I...will order...the Prince...to..." Minato stopped. "But you're so old! And he's so young! That would be—"
"The Prince will marry me!"
"The prince will marry..." the spell is again broken
"But why would Naruto want to marry you? Surely he would want to marry an attractive young man"
"The Prince will marry—"
"What? What is that? That music! Ha ha ha. Orochimaru, you must come and see this!" Minato said as he ran to the doors. For Prince Sasu
a/n: I couldn't think of anything alright? Sasu is the only thing that came to mind so it's Prince Sasu for the time being!"
As the parade was going on, Naruto been watching from the balcony of the palace. He
humphs it off, then leaves.
"I can't believe another one will try and claim my love...but...at least this time it's a boy..."
Shiro and the parade march up the steps of the palace and inside. Minato runs back inside to the door to the throne room, but orochimaru stands in front of the door. Suddenly, it bursts open, with Shiro leading the way, and crushing orochimaru and Kabuto behind the door.
Minato started clapping
"Splendid, absolutely marvelous." He smiled
"Your majesty, I have journeyed from afar to seek your son's hand" he said
"Prince Sasu Uchiha! Of course. I'm delighted to meet you." He rushes over and shakes Sasu's hand.
"This is my royal vizier, Orochimaru. He's delighted too."
"Ecstatic. I'm afraid, Prince...whatever. Anyways, You cannot just parade in here uninvited and expect to--"
"by Kami, this is quite a remarkable device" Minato said as he tugged at the tassels, and they tug his hair which makes Minato smile.
"Just where did you say you were from?"
"Oh, much farther than you've traveled, I'm sure" Sasuke slightly smiles
"Try me" he said as Kabuto lands on the staff.
"Ooh, lovely. Yes, I do seem to have a knack for it" he said as the carpet walks over to Shiro. "This is a very impressive youth. And a prince as well." Minato said "if we're lucky, you won't have to marry Naruto after all" He said to orochimaru
"I don't trust him, sire." Orochimaru said and glared at the raven
"nonsense. One thing I pride myself on Orochimaru, I'm an excellent judge of character" Minato said as Naruto walked in quietly.
"Naruto will like this one!" He did
"And I'm pretty sure I'll like Prince Naruto" Sasuke said
"Your highness, no. I must intercede on Naruto's behalf" orochimaru said but little did they now that Naruto heard all of it.
"This boy is no different than the others. What makes him think he is worthy of the Prince?"
"Your majesty, I am Prince Sasu Uchiha! Just let him meet me. I will win your son"
"How dare you!" Naruto yelled as they all look at him surprised. "All of you, standing around deciding my future? I am not a prize to be won!" Naruto clenched his fist as he drowned out.
"Oh, dear. Don't worry, just give Naruto time to cool down.
"I think it's time to say good bye to Prince... whatever"
___In the courtyard___
"What am I going to do? Naruto won't even let me talk to him. I should have known I couldn't pull off this stupid prince wish" Sasuke said as he silently cursed at himself.
"So move!" Kakashi said as carpet does, knocking a black piece off the board.
"Hey. That's a good move. I can't believe it—I'm losing to a rug." He sighed
"Kakashi, I need help."
"All right, sparky, here's the deal. You wanna court the little lady, you gotta be a straight shooter, do ya follow me?" Kakashi asked "What?"
"Tell him the...TRUTH!!!"
"No way! If Naruto found out I was really some crummy street rat, he'd laugh at me..." sasuke frowned.
"A man appreciates a man who can make him laugh!" He said but Sasuke still frowns. "Sasuke, all joking aside, you really oughtta be yourself."
"Hey, that's the last thing I want to be. Okay, I'm gonna go see him. I gotta be smooth, cool, confident. How do I look?" He asked
"Like a prince." He frowned as Sasuke flew up to Naruto's balcony on Carpet.
Naruto is on his bed, sighing and Kurama is by his side.
"Prince Naruto?" Sasuke asked from a distance causing Kurama to look up and growl.
"Who's there?"
"It's me--Prince Sasu..."
"I do not want to see you." Naruto snapped
"No, no, please Prince. Give me a chance." Kurama growled and advances on him.
"Just leave me alone." Naruto sighed
"Down kitty!" Sasuke said
"How's our beau doing?" Kakashi asked making the carpet to cuts his neck with his finger.(it meant that Sasuke wasn't doing good).
"Good kitty, take off. Down kitty." he said as he removed his turban. Naruto looked at the other male thinking that he had seen him somewhere
"Wait, wait. Do I know you?"
"Uh, no, no" he answered instantly as he but his hat back on.
"You remind me of someone I met in the marketplace." Naruto said
"The marketplace? I have servants that go to the marketplace for me. Why I even have servants who go to the marketplace for my servants, so it couldn't have been me you met" Sasuke covered it up
"No, I guess not." Naruto sighed and frowned.
"Enough about you, Casanova. Talk about him! he's smart, fun, the hair, the eyes. Anything—pick a feature!" Kakashi whispered as a bee.
"Prince Naruto? You're very..."
"Wonderful, glorious, magnificent, punctual!"
"Punctual!"
"Punctual?!" Naruto looked at sasuke
"Sorry" Kakashi said
"Handsome...I meant handsome"
Nice recovery."
"Hmm. I'm rich too, y'know?" Naruto said as he walked to Sasuke
"Yeah!" Sasuke mumbled
"The Son of a sultan"
"I know"
"A fine prize for any prince or princess to marry"
"Uh, right. Right. A prince like me..."
"Warning! Warning!" Kakashi warned
"Right, a prince like you." Naruto paused as he got closer to Sasuke's face. "And every other stuffed shirt, swaggering, peacock I've met!" He slightly yelled
"Mayday! Mayday!" Kakashi said
"Just go jump off a balcony!" He turns and walks away
"What?"
"Stop him! Stop him! Do you want me to sting her?"
"Buzz off!" Sasuke whispered
"Okay, fine. But remember--bee yourself!" "Yeah, right!" Sasuke blurted
"What!?!" Naruto turned back around, facing Sasuke.
"You're right. You aren't just some prize to be won. You should be free to make your own choice." Sasuke sighed as Naruto and Kurama look at each other in confusion
"I'll go now..." Sasuke stepped up on the ledge and drops off.
"No!" Naruto yelled causing Sasuke to poke his head up from over the edge.
"What? What?" He asked
"How—how are you doing that?" Naruto asked as he looked over the edge and sees the carpet.
"It's a magic carpet."
"It's lovely" naruto smiled as the carpet takes Narutos's hand with a tassel
"You don't want to go for a ride, do you? We could get out of the palace, see the world" Sauske offered
"Is it safe?" The blonde asked
"Sure. Do you trust me?" He asked
"What?" Naruto asked as he looked at him. Sasuke extends his hand the same as before
"Do you trust me?" He asked again
"Yes...yes I do"