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an altruistic breed of travel guide ( ryan x zendaya coleman ) ( book two of three !! ) Mais

[00]: she's meditating guys. she's died
[01]: who knows this one
[02]: the traspen anthem has been FOUND
[03]: rue bennett voice hey MA. i'm a genius!
[04]: spooky scary skeletons
[05]: he went for the head, holy shit
[06]: location?
[07]: sorry for all of the baseball. but what am i gonna do? not post this gif?
[08]: baseball fans are either super nice or really violent
[09]: goodnight everyone
[010]: back at it again at krispy kreme
[011]: 15 fun facts about me that you probably don't know
[012]: doing god's work
[013]: ryan, karma's coming. oh my god oh fuck they can't hear us
[014]: stan mr baby for clear skin
[015]: bruh look who goin switch stan lanes
[016]: yes it is their only mainstream song. yes i love it so much. we exist.
[017]: she knows me so well.
[018]: he has to earn back the right to my stan stamp
[019]: well
[020]: sad hours
[021]: SAY IT AIN'T SOOOO...
[022]: this just in; i am out of my mind
[023]: are you even on the WRITING GRIND bro
[024]: just gonna pretend like i don't love every single picture of him
[025]: stream one sweet world or perish
[026]: it's free therapy...
[027]: haha just kidding..... unless?
[028]: realizashun...
[029]: your free trial of ryan.com has ended
[030]: 2000's alt rock really gets me thinking
[031]: okay heterosexuals, you win this round
[032]: hippo campus wrote boyish about me
[033]: so?
[034]: bmc still goes hard
[035]: ight imma head in
[036]: (it ch2 spoilers) yall are just homophobic
[037]: help
[038]: #justryanthings...making shitty gifs for an original i will never publish
[039]: stop this game of mash i quit
[040]: It Must Be Protected From The Outside World...
[041]: reverting back to my seventh grade english class ways...
[042]: my favorite lesbians
[043]: NSJSHWBEBDHDJDJWJJSJD
[044]: i just thought up this joke...it kinda slaps
[045]: sad *bitch* hours
[046]: I Love Her With My Entire Being.
[047]: someone give this boy a goddamn dance class
[048]: Feeling Attacked.
[049]: unfortunate
[050]: i was attacked.
[051]: ight, imma head out 😔 (small rant)
[052]: It Was...It Was...There Was....
[053]: is it #motivationmonday yet?
[054]: WOMEN. WOW.
[055]: gendryanation, u up?
[056]: CRAB RAVE
[057]: i'm going to loose serotonin
[058]: graphic design is not my passion.
[059]: fuck it
[060]: see, when i do clownery
[062]: local wattpad user on top of the world
[063]: find the trea
[064]: believe it or not, They Are Gay
[065]: i'm going to meet some of my favorite ppl, y'all want anything?
[066]: strategy! logic! teamwork!
[067]: .....unless?
[068]: am i okay? no. will i get over it? no.
[069, hehe]: alright, who let ryan on wattpad?
[070]: serious post about the nats win is coming later
[071]: my oc's, sweeties...
[072]: She...She...lich rally She
[073]: ☹
[075]: my hobbies include writing strong, independent female protagonists
[076]: somebody had lied to me several times.....
[077]: i love my baby yes i do
[078]: they're my favorite people
[079]: 🤪 remember when i actually updated this book? 🤪
[080]: lowkey sad bops only...lowkey sad bops only baby
[081]: i fucking hate this situation ): (please read /:)
[082]: literally no one HMU
[083]: fat uwu. lich rally fat uwu, luv!
[084]: let us all talk about my baseball characters
[085]: Thinking Abt Jake Luppen. What A Legend. RIP
[086]: ight, imma be emo
[087]: RYANNATION GRABS BACK
[088]: *eric andre voice* cheers, i'll drink to that, bro
[089]: ryan: 1, the constraints of social anxiety: 0
[090]: they may be clowns, but they are MY clowns. shut up
[091]: come and dance with me, shorties of the wattpad universe
[092]: PARTY ROCK IS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
[093]: you have been STOPPED. 🖐🏻🛑🚫
[094]: thirsty thoughts. thirsty head.
[095]: baby-faced BFF check!
[096]: so, there is this ONE story...
[097]: i'm shaking n crying. you is the because
[098]: i thrive off of this Chaotic Energy.
[099]: I MEAN,,, LEMME ASK THE AUDIENCE.
[100]: i still cannot believe that d&d took them away from me.
[101]: he is a bi baby and you will ALL be stanning.
[102]: i made them Too Powerful,,, more nickander shit
[103]: houston, we have a bruh moment. 😐
[104]: rip to the 2019 braeden community, but i'm different.
[105]: you're ugly, you're disgusting, i'm gonna kill you. give me $200.
[106]: working girl 🤩
[107]: this is TOO on the nose, and that is NOT okay.
[108]: he's literally just vibin' doe...
[109]: i am such a FAKE STAN
[110]: cut the cameras.....DEADASS
[111]: damn, bitch. you live laugh love like this?
[112]: imma get you outta there!
[113]: fuck it. indie boy time
[114]: if i try my best, i may have a bf before valentine's day (NOT CLICKBAIT)
[115]: OH, THIS IS SO HUMILIATING...
[116]: i want to marry
[117]: clown check! (aka me begging for validation with my terrible selfies)
[118]: uh oh, stinky!
[119]: user treaturners retire bitch.
[120]: bullying single people is (john mulaney voice) NOT FUNN-AY!!!
[121]: you can either take this YEAST, or i'm callin' the POLICE.
[122]: fuck it. trying to look like an 80's punk rock band frontwoman
[123]: i have achieved a comedy
[124]: (me @ me) what are you? an idiot sandwich
[125]: fuck it. pug vibing to everything is not what it seems
[126]: can't stand the world series! ten minutes later; me and the trophy
[127]: all around me are familiar faces.....
[128]: do the math.
[129]: i truly believe that i have a thing for historical characters
[130]: i cant dodjehehris
[131]: what's the scoop? PENIS!
[132]: life is a party and i'm the pinata. (A CRY FOR YOUR ASSISTANCE.)
[133]: ladygagascreaminginastarisborn.mp4
[134]: FUCK IT. DYSTOPIAN HORROR GAYS
[135]: i really feel so fucked up. (a rant)
[136]: jesse & beca 💕💘💖💗💓💞💝🎶
[137]: guys who are either super soft and/or insane...YEAH THAT'S MY TYPE
[138]: ryan. ryan you need to STOP
[139]: procrastination won 😔
[140]: yelichnation rise
[141]: you thought it was over? HAH.
[142]: DOUBLE VIBE CHECK!
[143]: that's it; that's the entirety of buzzcut season.
[144]: hetero rights! 😘✨
[145]: give me your youtube privileges.
[146]: jealousy is a disease, bitch. stay mad, XOXO 💋✨
[147]: this is a wendy's
[148]: he's hot, ur honor!
[149]: rian johnson RETURN MY PHONE CALLS
[150]: i have worms for brains
[151]: POV you read my terrible book idea and DIE IMMEDIATELY
[152]: remember when i used to write like THIS? yeah, neither do i
[153]: hoes sad 😭 x24 (small rant)
[154]: I WANT TO SEE MY LITTLE BOY (HERE HE COMES)
[155]: PAY ATTENTION TO MEEEE
[156]: so it's y'all's choice...
[157]: YASS HOP ON #ryanisdeadparty
[158]: SPARE COOCHIE??? JUST A CRUMB, MA'AM?
[159]: mama didn't raise no bitch
[160]: THIS IS URGENT FOLKS
[161]: YELICHNATION WE JUST WENT DOWN 🙊
[162]: who can say where the road goes
[163]: ryannation...lend me ur ear
[164]: (tw for blood, gore, and nosebleeds) I AM A MAKEUP MASTER
[165]: hot boys GET BEHIND ME!!!
[166]: (mlb rant incoming) sorry to these men
[167]: i'm never getting a s/o. ever. it's over for ryannation
[168]: sir. sir you're gonna have to stop making me sad. SIR,,,
[169]: tell me i don't have good taste AGAIN bitch
[170]: trea vance turner, excuse me um,,,
[171]: i'm not trying to ship real life people but ):
[172]: poe and hermes are my babies and i MUST protect them,,,
[173]: WANTED...for stealing my heart.
[174]: this is a PSA to PLEASE read boyish
[175]: i feel so soft and happy
[176]: POV: you're me, so I Beat You To Death
[177]: toni collette voice I JUST WANNA DIE
[178]: the end of the treaturners era...
[179]: r-rendon is gone...
[180]: yes i do love baseball...the stick and the grass and the bouncy sphere
[181]: i'm fucking GAY and i PISS and SHIT all over the place.
[182]: kan honey rory n all of the other st stans i ❤️ this is 4 u
[183]: [andy samberg voice] let's call it mixed reviews.
[184]: oh bROTHER, THIS GUY STINKS
[185]: just got diagnosed with genius syndrome
[186]: rip to jj abrams! but i'm! different!
[187]: go shawty, yo my baby! go shawty, yo my baby!
[188]: what the fuck!!! i miss baseball 😥
[189]: young hayden christensen HOURS! 😚
[190]: eh oh, apestoso! ¡mierda!
[191]: don't care, didn't ask, plus i'm depressed and gay!
[192]: HSMTMTS STAN CHECK!
[193]: i feel...ANGER.
[194]: (adam driver voice) WELL THEN YOU DON'T HAVE TO LOOK AT THEM ANYMORE!
[195]: jk rowling ma'am, this is my emotional support het couple
[196]: another psychological thriller idea...i SAID murderous hot people rights
[197]: ALEXA PLAY FLAMING HOT CHEETOS BY CLAIRO (ryan love life update!!!)
[198]: long live the treaturners era 😔✨❤️ stan nicholas braun!
[199]: last chapter of this 😔...here is some stuff abt satirical assassins story

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[190]: eh oh, apestoso! ¡mierda!

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i feel like pure shit, i just want someone to adore and cherish me in the same vein in which i have a total, unrequited love for star wars characters 😔✨

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