Egyptian Deities Random Scena...

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Welp, I thought of this one summer day. Mais

A/N
#1 Kindergarten
#2 Elementary
#3 Coming out of the closet is hard
#4 Highschool
#5 Osiris and Set in the HS Bathrooms, probably
#6 When the Eyes of Ra meet Tik Tok
#7 Bast & Ammit, probably
#8 Measures
#9 Horus Admiration (ft. Apollo)
#10 Father
#11 The Confession (Finally)
#13 Needy Horus
#14 Sorting The Egyptian Gods into Hogwarts Houses
#15 The Deities reading Kane Chronicles
#16 Who's your best friend?
#17 Set Being Annoying
#18 Thoth's Dare
#19 Horus as a Kid, probably
#20 Horus' Tomfoolery
# 21 Set and Osiris as Mature Adults, probably
#22 The Problem
#23 Actual Good Advice from Set
#24 Family Pictures
#25 No
#26 The Last Man on Earth
#27 Nepthys
#28 Hapi as a Mentor
#29 Geek vs. Nerd
#30 Geb & Set
#31 Nut as a Modern Teenager
#32 Anubis the Cute Little Shit
#33 You Wanna Go?
#34 Cannibalism
#35 The Four as Modern Teenagers
#36 Like mother, like son
#37 Sobek's Funeral
#38 Bast the Mitochondria
#39 Bes at the Hospital
#40 Sekhmet's Teenage Phases
#41 The Eyes of Ra on Halloween
#42 Another Sekhmet vs. Bast
#43 Thoth as a doctor
#44 Anubis, probably
#45 Horus as kid
#46 Seth as a lawyer
#47 Sleep Deprivation: Starring Anubis
#48 Evidence
#49 When the Eyes of Ra are asked to babysit Anubis
#50 Sobek's proposal
#51 Sticks and Stones
#52 Osiris and Isis in their free time
#53 Differences
#54 Teenagers & Dads
#55 Skater
#56 Surgery
#57 The Fastest Way to Someone's heart
#58 When Bast had a crush
#59 When the cute lil shits are sad
#60 The Box
#61 Haunted House
#62 Conflict
#63 Mocktopus
#64 Dumb of Ass
#65 Types of Gardeners Flirting
#66 Friends (ft. Apollo and Hermes)
#67 The Deities as conversations I had with my friends pt. 1
#68 The Deities as conversations I had with my friends pt. 2
#69(nice) Babysitter
#70 Horus and Anubis as kids
#71 The worst thing
#72 Surprise Adoption
The Pencil
Ghosts
HAPPY PRIDE MONTH!!!
Tagged
HOLY MOTHER-
Horus at some point, probably
Get Yourself A BFF That Will Threaten To Maim Someone For You
Easy With The Lettuce, Set
Blood
I Mean, That Could Work
No Questions
She Is The Latter, Probably
When Some Of The Major Deities Have A Meeting
When Hathor Wants To Cause Chaos
Bes And Tawaret Failing Miserably At Hiding Their Relationship
The Escape Room
Yes, Set.
Anubis' Plans
Don't Get The Boi Mad
Confuzzled
Duality
When Artemis visits
When Bes is down
Found this on Tumblr
Children
When Set and Nepthys first became lovers
Doing Stuff
Ra in Science Class
Hathor, probably
Set Loves Adele
The Soup Store ft. Apollo
WHAT
Profanity
Vinegar
Therapy (Original) ft. Hestia
Set Isn't Special
Smol Thank You
Whenever Someone Flirts With Sekhmet
Adult
Sarcasm
Sweaters
Wingdings
After Osiris Got Chopped Up
The Magic Inside You
Finding Horus
The Deities As Lucifer Quotes Pt. 1
The Deities As Lucifer Quotes Pt. 2
The Deities As Lucifer Quotes Pt. 3
The Deities As Lucifer Quotes Pt. 4
Bookworms
Sobek Just Wants To Be Included
Knife
Set's Mantra
When The Moon Deities Talk (ft. Artemis)
Hathor's Boyfriend
The Eyes' After Ra's Travel To The Underworld
Whenever Sobek Gets In Trouble
Whenever Hathor And Anubis Hang Out
Free Things
Nepthys And Set's Relationship
Zeus vs. Ra
tHeSe ArE a FeW oF mY mIsPlAcEd ThInGs~
When Set Babysits The Eyes of Ra
Christmas Cards
Anubis Reading a Book
Set, Nepthys, Isis, and Osiris at 3AM
Just Couple Thingz, starring: Set and Nepthys
Set's Dating Advice
Yo

#12 Star Wars in Egypt, probably.

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Anubis, tears in his eyes, hugging Ammit: You killed my father.

Set, withdrawing his red khopesh: I. Am. Your father...

Anubis: NOOOO—

Set: ...Or am I? Because some people say you're Osiris' son, but that's impossible, Nepthys would never do that to me. Yeh, you know what, continue.

Anubis: *looks at Ammit*

Ammit:*shrugs*

Anubis: *shrugs* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!




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A/N: Seriously though, there are two versions of Anubis' origins. It confuzzles me.

Though, I like to think of Set as the father that was a real asshole in his younger days then realized his mistakes and raised his son to be better than him. Then, Anubis turned out to be an adorable cinnamon roll with an overprotective father.

Also, I see Nepthys as a nice person and a really faithful lover to Set, so I think she wouldn't turn herself into Isis and sleep with Osiris.

So... Yeah that's the story I'm following in this book. Thank you!

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