Him|Her
"Hey, you have reached my phone. If I didn't answer I probably dislike you so much because I always have my phone with me. Now don't leave a message after the beep!"
beep
"Hi Champagne. I'm sorry. Please forgive me. I swear to God I haven't been sleeping right for the past three nights. I'm sorry."
-call ended-
"Hey V, have you seen my phone?"
"No."
"Ugh! I need it for the shoot today with Jack and the band!"
"Well go find it then, loser."
"I hate you."
"You fucking love me."
"I hate how you're right about that."