*𝐘𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐦 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐫. 𝐒𝐚𝐲 𝐇𝐢!*
Stranger: Suck me
You: Kill me
Oh sorry
not horny
just disconnect
Stranger: Nah, it's okay
I'm tired disconnecting anyway
so suck me
You: Dude, i'm not sucking you
why everyone's horny in this place
Stranger: Oh so you're a man?
You: I'm a girl
calling someone dude doesn't mean
they're also a dude
Stranger: okay okay damn
someone pissed on your cereals?
You: Nah, I'm just really bored
and also upset
I failed my math exam
which means I gotta take that shit
this summer which is again
bullshit
Stranger: Oh, so i'm talking to a high school girl
math really sucks
thank god i dropped out early
You: If only I can
but in this world? Nah
plus my parents gonna kill me
so how old are you?
please don't be an old man
Stranger: Chill out
you type so fast like flash
lets just say if im an old man
then i would be scolding you
like right now
do you want me to scold you little girl? ;)
You: Shut up stranger
okay so you're like middle age old man?
who tried his best to stay in trend
but always ends up looking like a sore loser
HA ;)
Stranger: Oh little girl
if only you can see me right now
you'd be kneeling in front of me
sucking me so hard ;)
You: God
are you always this horny
can't have a decent conversation
Stranger: I came here to find someone to fuck
not a little high school girl ranting
You: Then find someone else!
Stranger: Wait little girl!
*𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐝𝐢𝐬𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐝*