Someone keeps writesing in our book precious... we think it's Smeagol but who knows. He'd probably justs lies about it again anyways.
It's beens a stupid bad day! Wes still not have you back and we've lost stinkin dwarves . Now we can't find Hobbit.
Oh, whys does this happens to me! *cries*
-Smeag - (scratched out letters) Gollum.
Me! Me!? Gollum precious wonts even lets us touch book! Hows cans wes write in it!? It's the nasty Hobbit I tell you! The Hobbit!
Ps. Yes, I knows wes obviously writes in it now. But nots steal it other times I swears!
-Sméagol.