(There's a kid in my Spanish class named Ein.)
Garroth: Even if we did, the chain wouldn't be thick enough to support all of us!
Laurance: Next time we should bring thicker chains.
Garroth: EXTRA THICC--
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Garroth: You can't spell an odd number without the letter 'e'.
Laurance: Garroth... it's 3AM....
Garroth: Three! T-H-R-E-E!
Laurance: *uncontrollable sobbing* Just go to bed!
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Laurance: What do you want for a healthy snack Garroth?
Garroth: I want Chipotle...
Laurance:
Laurance: I said a healthy snack Garroth--
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Laurance: My friends!
Laurance's Feelings, Happiness, and everything else: *fearful screaming as they fly away*
Laurance:
Garroth: I'm here for you.
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Garroth: *checks phone*
Laurance: Morning babe! How are you doing?
Garroth: I feel like crap and want to die.
Laurance: Same man. We can go to Starbucks later and dance around the pile of dead leaves in the backyard.
Garroth: Sounds great!
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Jury!Garroth: I hate you, but this is about brotherhood.
Jury!Garroth: Let's try to get along since we're forced to stick together.
Laurance: Sounds great.
Jury!Garroth: I will literally shove a box of Cadenza's tampons down your throat if you bark one more time, bitch.
Laurance:
Jury!Garroth: Are there any questions?
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Laurance: But... I don't want a wife...
Everyone: HA! GAAAAY!
Laurance: I don't want anyone.
Laurance: Actually, I want a bearded dragon. And Garroth.
Garroth: *looks up from paper*
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*Garroth and Laurance are making out*
Zane: I saw you reading fanfictions last night.
Laurance: .....
Zane: I saw you looking at hentai--
Garroth: GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY ROOM ZANE--
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Laurance, in the Cyclops Submarine: I'm backing into a hole...
Garroth, from the main base: That's what she said--
Laurance: ENOUGH WITH THE "THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID" JOKES--
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*Mario Kart AU*
Garroth, about to get first place on Rainbow Road: Man, this can't get any better!
Laurance: *drives past him backwards, staring at him innocently whille sipping tea*
Garroth: LAURANCE WHAT'S GOOD--
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Garroth: Mario number one!
Laurance: Nah, Luigi the best.
Garroth: No, Mario is.
Laurance: Have you ever played as Bowser Jr on Mario Kart 8 Deluxe?
Garroth: No....?
Laurance: Get out.
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Laurance: *grabs thing of churros*
Garroth: Put those churros back I'm not buying you all that mess.
Garroth: *gets hit in the face by it*
Laurance: >:)
Garroth: TRY ME BITCH--
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Laurance: Garroth, I love you with all my mental torture.
Garroth: ...... Um, Laur?
Laurance: Yeah?
Garroth: Are you feeling okay?
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Laurance: Me? Hating my life?
Laurance: Oh, Garroth! I only visit Ungrth's grave when I hate my life.
Garroth: But Laurance... you're always visiting Ungrth's grave....
Laurance: *intense staring*
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Laurance, holding a baby: Sh, quiet down.
Laurance: You'll wake up Baby Matthew.
Garroth: *rolls eyes* At lwast he isn't pregnant any--
Laurance: *now carrying four babies*
Garroth: WHAT IS HE!?
Garroth: Is he part rabbit!?
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Garroth: I love you Laurance.
Laurance: I....
Jury!Garroth: I love you too Laurance.
Garroth: But now two of us love you. Who will you pick?
Laurance:
Laurance: Wht don't we all just fuck each other?
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Laurance: Come over.
Garroth: I can't I'm grounded.
Laurance: Cadenza isn't home.
Garroth: *naruto runs*
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Garroth: Aphmau was ordered that the amulet be put in my possesion.
Laurance: I'm alright taking care of it.
Garroth: Laurance--
Laurance:
Garroth:
Laurance: Did I stutter.
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Laurance: You still ain't done eating!?
Garroth: This plate is entireoy clean, what you mean!? What is there left to eat!?
Laurance: That plate.
Garroth: Wait what?
Laurance: Eat that plate.
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Laurance: You never gave me that Strawberry Sunrise.
Garroth: You literally destroyed my family's nightclub....
Laurance: I want my Strawberry Sunrise.
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Laurance: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Garroth: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Laurance: WHY ARE WE SCREAMING!?
Garroth: IT'S A GOLDEN WATERMELOON--
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Garroth: *has whipped cream on his cheek*
Laurance: *licks it off*
Garroth: *gets an idea*
Laurance: That's bad, Garroth.
Garroth: *drops pie onto his lap*
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MCD!Laurance: I survived the Nether twice.
MSGarroth: Bitch please, I made scrambled eggs without my mom's help.
MCD!Laurance: Oh your innocent reality.
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Laurance: I made friends!
Garroth: Friends?
Laurance: Friends "grabs GF guard*
Garroth: LAURANCE NO!
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Laurance: Hey you.
Laurance: Yeah you.
Laurance: I know you got some tea.
Laurance: Spill it.
Laurance: I'm talking to you, reader.
Laurance: Spill that tea.