"The answer is no way in hell!" ( Y/n) lifted her arms into the air exasperated she'd expected a night of hot x-rated sex instead she was faced with an impending disaster.
"Come on you want a way to get them to talk, thaw the ice between them this is the way." Alex reasoned for what felt like the millionth time, ( Y/n) just wasn't having it.
"Thaw the ice between them and we'll end up like the Titanic hitting an iceberg."
" What does that mean? "
"You know very well what will happen, Alex, I can see it now you going off in a jealous frenzy over something I've innocently answered." She knew it would be the case, she wanted the heal the rift between Lena and Kara but not at the risk of another pointless row with Alex, she flopped down onto the couch and sighed deeply.
" That won't happen, come on it will be fun. " She came to sit next to her ignoring the vast space available and instead cozying up to (Y/n) placing her head on her shoulder. "Please."
(Y/n) found herself looking down into huge brown eyes expectantly looking at her waiting for her to dash her dreams or make all her hopes come true, she sighed. "Fine, we can do it."
Alex jumped up excitedly taking the chef's head in her hands and kissing her lips hard. "It's going to be so much fun." She promised rushing to get her cell phone to begin the round of invitations.
" You have to promise me you won't get jealous. " (Y/n) warned.
"What would I get jealous about?" Alex asked suspiciously.
"If you find out something stupid like someone says Never have I ever had sex with a whole soccer team and I'm the only one that drinks."
" What? " Alex dropped her phone, her face as devastated as if she had just been told her favorite tv show was being canceled.
(Y/n) chuckled. "See told ya." Before exiting to use the bathroom leaving Alex to watch after her a stunned shocked gaunt expression on her face.
"Wait (Y/n) have you really done that?" She shouted at her.
( Y/n) opened the door letting just her head peek out. "Of course not silly, but this is my point."
" You may be jealous of mine. " Alex said smugly.
"Oh yeah." ( Y/n) gave up her plan of using the bathroom and intrigued moved closer to Alex watching the gleam in her enchanting dark blue eyes shine brighter. "Were they better than me?"
" Dangerous question to ask Superwoman. " Alex smiled liking teasing her seeing the narrowing of her eyes as she watched her.
"Maybe we should play a different game seeing as you like to tease me."
" What game? "
"Are you my best sexual partner or not."
" I really don't want to know that. " Alex blocked her off totally, she really didn't need a list of who (Y/n) thought was better at sex, she felt certain Sara would be high on the list.
"Maybe you'd like my answer." ( Y/n) teased.
"Oh yeah."
" Yep. "
"Okay, you are my best sexual partner I've ever had." Alex finally admitted, ( Y/n) smiled confidentially.
"I knew it!"
" Well. "
"What?"
Alex sighed. "Where do I come for you?"
" Well ignoring the obvious in your question clearly you always cum first, you are my second best sexual partner. "
Alex glared at her feeling her heart sink, who was the first? which person did she hate more than anyone in the world right now and what would she need to do to beat them to first place? "Who the hell is your first?"
(Y/n) smirked arrogantly. "Easy it's me."
" What. "
"I am pretty fucking good Alex and I was my first, and when I'm all alone in my lonely cold big bed and you're not there to ...warm me up my mind fills with you all naked and wet and I do my own work."
" Err.... "
(Y/n) laughed it was her payback for what she knew would happen, and she enjoyed the look of utter shock on her face. "Alex are you okay?"
" I err...I think I'll call Kara in the morning. " Her brain was too fried to do it now.
"Oh yeah, what do you want to do instead?" ( Y/n) teased biting her bottom lip enticingly.
In reply, Alex rushed towards her closing the distance that stood between them and swept her up into her arms easily a smile of triumph on her mouth as she looked down into the admiring face of her lover. "I seem to remember a request I wasn't able to fulfill because we were attacked by a crazy ghost ."
(Y/n) chuckled happily, moving her hands to fit tightly around her neck enjoying the warmth of her shoulders against her arms. "Please go ahead Agent Danvers and finish the job."
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(Y/n) tried to ignore the glare Lena was casting her, she'd barely arrived and she was worried Lena would break out the laser vision and use it against her, when no one was looking Lena grabbed her by the arm and pulled her closer sending her flying closer almost kicking the glasses off the table in the process.
"What the hell are you playing at?" She whispered.
" Nothing. "
"Yes, you are you never said Kara would be here."
(Y/n) blinked hard her eyes moving to where Kara sat opposite them her eyes avoiding Lena at all cost. "Oh yeah, what do you know she is here."
" Don't play dumb with me (Y/n).
"To be fair to me Lena I am pretty dumb I just chop food every day, not many brains in that really "
"Shut up you did this on purpose, probably brewed it up with your girlfriend."
" Actually it was all her idea but she was...let's just say very persuasive. " (Y/n) smiled remembering.
"Stop please (Y/n) enough I don't need to know anymore."
"I wasn't going to tell you."
Sara planked herself on the opposite side of her Alex returning to find her seat taken she raised an eyebrow at the sight but instead of causing trouble took a seat on the floor next to the table lined up with glasses she poured the alcohol inside. "Okay people for you know how to play the game if you have done what the person says when they say never have I ever you drink for three seconds, if no one hasn't ever done it the person who said it drinks for three seconds, the one with liquid left in their glass at the end wins the game. "
"When did you become the boss?" ( Y/n) shrugged at her, Alex winked at her ignoring that they were in a room filled with their friends.
"Last night."
" Wow okay, what happened last night? " Winn jumped in.
"Why are you here? I was told it's a girls night and I turn up here to find it's actually girls night plus Winn." Julia shrugged.
" Winn just wishes he was a girl. " Kara smiled at him until she realized he sat too close to Lena then her smile slipped away.
"If I was I would get way more action than I do. "
"I thought you had a girlfriend," Alex asked.
" Yeah, I thought that too then she kinda faded away. " He shrugged. "I'm not so sure anymore."
"Aww don't worry Winn I'll be your wing woman just ask Sara I am the best." ( Y/n) said proudly as both Sara and Sam's faces turned red, they had yet to have their date obviously but Sara didn't want anything that would change her mind so (Y/n) going rogue seemed like a really bad idea, Sara pulled her close so no one could hear what she was saying.
"Shut up you'll make her change her mind. "
"There's no way she's been watching you since you arrived she is totally hot for you." ( Y/n) reassured her.
"Alex is watching you now."
" Yes, but she is already hot for me that's not news. "
"I think she wants to kill me."
"That's not news either she really does want to kill you." ( Y/n) agreed
"Okay so are we going to get started?" Alex said when she finally broke her stare at Sara and ( Y/n) she felt a little left out watching them talk she'd wanted (Y/n) to throw Sara off and give her the seat. "So we'll start with Lena and go around clockwise so it's Lena, (Y/n), Sara, Julia, Sam, Kara, Me and finally Winn."
" Save the best looking for last. " Winn said smugly.
"Come on Lena."
Lena smiled shyly trying to avoid looking at Kara as she thought up something to say was it fair to use everything she knew about (Y/n) to win the game? Eventually, she decided it was.
"Never have I ever had sex in an elevator." She smiled smugly seeing ( Y/n) frown at her, her a tense glare aimed at her only Lena refused to turn around.
"You suck so much Lena Luthor." (Y/n) spat picking up her glass and drinking for three seconds, wincing at the bitter taste alien brew at it hit the back of her throat. "Eww, that is so gross."
She looked up to see no one else had touched theirs, rolling her eyes she suddenly could predict where the night was going and it would not be in her favor.
"So (Y/n) sex in an elevator with who and where?" Winn winked.
"None of your business. "
"Aww come on you have to tell us." Sara encouraged.
" I'm sure we'd all love to hear about it. " Alex said far too seriously even though she was trying to hide her jealousy.
"It was just a woman I dated for like a week can we get on with the game, oh by the way Luthor this is on!" ( Y/n) promised wanting to go in for her big gun but deciding to keep it for later. "Never have I ever flashed someone."
Everyone watched in amazement as Winn lifted his glass and drank from it for three seconds, shrugging at their questioning stare. "It wasn't intentional."
" I feel like there was more to that story than he is telling us. " Sam laughed.
"Okay, it's my turn." Sara smiled "Never have I ever said I love you to someone."
Everyone picked up their glasses and drank for three seconds, Alex felt a little smugger, Sara had never told (Y/n) she loved her, that was just their thing, she'd hated those moments where she had to lay in bed at night and wonder about the sweet confessions of love passed between lovers while they had sex.
"Come on Julia it's your go." Winn patted the table in front of him cheering her on.
She thought a little her head tilting sideways as she did it. " Okay I have one, never have I ever been to an adult store. " Everyone watched as Winn lifted his glass and drank, laughing as they did.
"Winn my friend buy online the mailman never judges." (Y/n) said while laughing loudly.
"And before anyone asks her to elaborate on that please remember she is dating my sister," Kara said her face flushed red.
"Hey, I live in a country where it's illegal in some states for a woman to buy a sex toy I have to buy online I am a rebel you know."
"Quick move on," Kara shouted she really didn't need to hear any more of this.
"It is your turn." Alex reminded her.
"Never have I ever failed an exam." Kara smiled.
" What kind of boring one is that? " Sara asked.
"I'm not going down the smut route."
Sara watched her with an open mouth. "Alex your sister is a bore now it's your turn Agent Danvers."
" Yes come on Alexandra. " (Y/n) winked at her.
Alex rolled her eyes, it seemed typical that (Y/n) would sit there like an angel next to her ex while sultrily calling her by the name she used on her when she wanted something sexual, or to create a tension between them but she couldn't deny the pleasure she got from hearing it from her lips. "Never have I ever received a lap dance."
"Seriously Alex." (Y/n) moaned taking a drink, this time she wasn't alone Winn downed his too. "Don't look at me like that Alex it wasn't in a bar."
Sara laughed. "I think this means that (Y/n) isn't doing her job well enough."
"I do my job plenty good enough thank you, Ms. Lance." (Y/n) replied moodily outraged that anyone would question her sexual skills.
"Oh yeah, I know." Sara winked suggestively earning an elbow in her side from (Y/n), Alex silently cheering her on in her success.
"It's my turn." Winn smiled wickedly. "Never have I ever had a threesome."
Sara and (Y/n) both reached for their glasses, "We really are not doing this Bisexual stereotype any good." (Y/n) sighed ignoring the look Alex sent her. "What it was Paris I was young and experimenting."
"This game is really traumatizing me." Kara groaned using her hand to cover her eyes so she couldn't see any more of the drama that was making her a little uncomfortable.
They went around again each saying something and then drinking it ended with Sara the only one with some liquid left in her glass, she smiled at everyone wickedly a plan forming in her mind. "Okay let's play a more grown up game."
"We are not putting our car keys in a bowl." Alex said unimpressed.
Sara rolled her eyes. "No, I mean a different variation of this game."
"I am not playing the strip version." (Y/n) protested.
"OMG yes I cannot see Alex or (Y/n) with nothing on." Kara said disgustedly.
"Hey, we had to see you with nothing on!" Alex bit back.
"Anyway in this version there is no booze and whoever has done it has to make out with the person who said it for ten seconds."
"Absolutely not!" Alex and (Y/n) said together, their eyes meeting in a shared agreement that they hadn't yet settled on but they were both there.
"Oh come on." Sara coaxed. "Only, of course, the rules don't apply if you're related just kiss them on the cheek or something this isn't an ancient Roman orgy."
(Y/n) turned to everyone her eyes set on warning glare mode. "I want to warn everyone do not use tongues and ten seconds not a second longer, no touching and if you disobey the rules with my Alex I'll throw you into the sun."
"Wow, a stern warning there." Sara chuckled.
"And I'll just plain kick your ass into next week," Alex growled hating the idea, she didn't want to see other people kiss her girlfriend, (Y/n) coughed to get her attention when she looked up to meet her gaze she just about made out (Y/n) mouth. "Cheat," Alex smirked, she loved her so much.
Lena was nominated to start again this time having no desire to beat (Y/n) she needed to think of something else. "Never have I ever rode a motorbike."
(Y/n)'s glare turned to Lena her (e/c) eyes piercing through her as though she were using her laser vision as Alex and Sara got ready to stand up to spend ten seconds kissing Lena, (Y/n) leaned closer. "You suck tonight Lena."
"I forgot about Alex's bike," Lena whispered.
"How the hell can anyone forget that."
Sara being the closest to Lena went first leaning down to meet her lips in something considered a little bit more than chaste, (Y/n) felt her face flush and turned away so she didn't have that view in her peripheral vision, but she definitely thought she heard Lena sigh slightly, Kara's face looked like she was about to blow a gasket. Wow, Kara yeah you really do not have romantic feelings for Lena.
When Sara pulled back up and returned to her seat, (Y/n) buried her head in her hands so she couldn't see the kiss, even if it was Lena she still wanted to punch her.
"You can look now (Y/n)) Sara chuckled.
"It's my turn now" (Y/n) smiled brightly. "Never have I ever had sex by a lake, and I specify lake not a sea or a river, a lake." Her gaze met Alex's who cast her a cheeky grin, ignoring everyone else Alex leapt to her feet and almost hit her knee against the table to get to (Y/n) wasting no time lifting her head up into her hands and meeting (Y/n)'s lips with her own, wrapping her arms around her neck she pulled her closer.
"Err hello you are way over ten seconds." Sara tapped her shoulder.
Alex pulled away slowly making her way back to where she had sat, only to be pulled back by (Y/n)'s grip on her. "Come and sit by me." When it was clear there was no room (Y/n) stood up and motioned for Alex to sit down, placing herself on her lap as she did, looping her arms around her neck and while the game continued (Y/n) was busy brushing her lips along her neck, effectively retiring them from the game unofficially.
The cycle came to Kara, she sat in silent contemplation. "Never have I ever gotten an F."
"Again with the boring ones what the hell Kara?" Winn shouted, but when Lena stood up everyone fell into total silent, even (Y/n) and Alex stopped kissing to watch it was like a pivotal moment in history, like watching the Berin wall be destroyed.
Lena and Kara both red-cheeked and shy awkwardly approached each other hesitating slightly a few times until finally their lips connected, the silence grew louder as their audience continued to watch, (Y/n) leaning down into Alex's ear to whisper. "Are they even playing anymore?"
"I don't know."
"Guys you are way over ten seconds, you are putting (Y/n) and Alex to shame and they've been necking each other for what seems like hours," Winn whined.
Everyone laughed but Kara pulled back and away from Lena her face now totally emerged in red so much that it was hard to define her features. "I err...I gotta go!" In a flash, she was out the door.
"Well done Winn you dickhead!" (Y/n) threw a pillow at him, he'd just ruined what could have been a perfect end.