Sam's mom is four months pregnant now, she found out when she was three months along.
Brenda's POV
I was in the middle of the room bored as I don't know what, spinning around in circles. I felt stupid just spinning around. Sam was about 3 feet away from me doing the same thing.
"WHY ARE WE DOING THIS?" I asked him.
"I DON'T KNOW!" He answered. We just kept spinning while everyone watched.
"LA LA LA LA LA I FEEL DRUNK!" Sam yelled laughing, still spinning.
"I REMEMBER ME AND KEVIN DID THIS FOR SO LONG, WE FELL ON OUR BUTTS AND KEPT SPINNING. AND WE DIDN'T KNOW IT!"
"HA HA, FINN TRIED TO DO IT BUT AFTER 10 SECONDS HE FELL ON HIS FACE!"
"Shut up Sam!"
"HA HA HA! NO!"
"HEY, WHY ARE YOU SPINNING WITHOUT ME?" Melody screamed.
"I DON'T KNOW. MAYBE BECAUSE- WHAT WAS I ABOUT TO SAY SAM?"
"I DON'T KNOW, I CAN'T READ YOUR MIND!"
"ALRIGHT NOW, SMART ASS." He just laughed.
"How long have they been doing this?" Mercedes asked.
"Like, 20 minutes." Blaine and Kurt said.
"I bet you 10 dollars Sam is going to be the first to go down." Puck said
"I bet 15 that Brenda is." Finn challenged.
"And I bet 50 dollars that Melody is the first to fall!" Ryder said.
"HEY, STOP BETTING ON US. AND-OOPS, THERE GOES MELODY!" Sam yelled
"Ha! I win. Pay up fellas!"
"OKAY, IF I DON'T STOP I'M GOING TO PUKE!" Sam tried to stop but fell on the floor instead of standing.
"Uh, the room is spinning. Am I like, on the ceiling right now?" I laughed harder. I laughed so hard I fell on top of him and I heard everyone else laughing at us. I laughed harder. I laughed so hard I snorted. That made Sam laugh harder. I tried to stand up but couldn't. I fell back onto Sam, who had finally stopped laughing. I got up,and could walk again. Sam on the other hand, had to be carried back to his seat. I, yes me, picked him up and put him in a chair.
"Wow, awkward."
"Very."
"Alright, everyone. That was a very...interesting and funny experience, but we have to get to work. Who's up?" Mr. Schue asked. Sam raised his hand. "Alright, get up here." Sam wobbled toward him and sat on a stool. The music began.
Yeah
Oh no
She rolled in from the west in a summer sun dress
Hotter than the heat in July
With her wind-blown hair it just wasn't fair
The way she was blowin' my mind
Have you ever noticed every hurricane
Gets a name from a girl like this?
She's a cat 5 kind keeps you up at night
Hangin' on to the end of a kiss
She's a beautiful mess
Yeah,the kind you love to love
But what happens next?
I got a feelin' when the sun comes up
I'm gonna wish I had storm warnin'
I'm gonna wish I had a sign
I'm gonna wish I had a little heads up
A little leeway,a little more time
Some kind of radar system locked in on love
I got a feelin by the time the night find's the mornin'
I'm gonns wish I had a storm warnin'
I'm gonna wish I had a storm warnin'
Ain't it funny how it feels
When you're burnin' your wheels
Somewhere between goin' and gone
You get so lost that you can't turn it off
You give in and you can just turn it on
She's a heart full of rain
Red lips like a flame
She's the girl from your favorite song
What a beautiful mess
One part angel,one part perfect,one part a wreck
The kind of flood you'll never forget
I'm gonna wish I had a storm warnin'
I'm gonna wish I had a sign
I'm gonna wish I had a little heads up
A little leeway,a little more time
Some kind of radar system locked in on love
I got a feelin' by the time the night finds the mornin'
I'm gonna wish I had a storm warnin'
I'm gonna wish I had a storm warnin'
I'm gonna wish I had a sign
I'm gonna wish I had a little heads up
A little leeway,a little more time
Some kind of radar system locked in on love
I'm gonna wish I had a storm warnin'
I'm gonna wish I had a sign
I'm gonna wish I had a little heads up
A little leeway,a little more time
Some kind of radar system locked in on love
I got a feelin' by the time the night finds the mornin'
I'm gonna wish I had a storm warnin'
Yeah,I'm gonna wish I had a storm warning
I'm gonna wish I had a sign,gonna wish I had a sign
Or a storm warnin',yeah
Little heads up,little more time
Little leeway some kind of sign,would've been nice
Some kind of Radar system
If I heard it,yeah I would've listened to the storm warnin'
To the storm warnin'
"Whoo! Go Sam!" I yelled. Then I laughed.
"That was great Sam. Anymore people want to sing?" Melody and I raised our hands.
"We are going to sing Redneck Woman by Gretchen Wilson."
(Me)
Well,I ain't never been the Barbie doll type
No,I can't swig that sweet champagne,I'd rather drink beer all night long
In a tavern or in a honky tonk or on a four-whee; drive tailgate
I've got posters on m wall of Skynyrd,Kid and Strait
Some people look down on me,but I don't give a rip
I'll stand barefooted in my own front yard with a baby on my hip
(Both)
'Cause I'ma redneck woman
I ain't no high class broad
I'm just a product of my raising
I say,'Hey y'all'and 'Yee-haw'
And I keep me Christmas lights on
My front porch all year long
And I know all the words to every Charlie Daniels song
So here's to all my sisters out there keeping it country
Let me get a big 'hell yeah' from the redneck girls like me,
Hell yeah
(Hell yeah)
(Melody)
Victoria's Secret,well their stuffs real nice
But I can by the same damn thing on a Wa-Mart shelf half the prics
And still look sexy,just as sexy as those models on TV
No,I don't need no designer tag to make my man want me
Well,you might think I'm trashy,a little to hard core
But in my neck of the woods I'm just the girl next door
(Both)
I'ma redneck woman
I ain't no high class broad
I'm just a product of my raising
I say 'hey y'all'and 'yee-haw'
And I keep my Christmas lights on
My front porch all year long
And I know all the words to ever Tanya Tucker song
So here's to all my sisters put there keeping it country
Let me get a big 'hell yeah'from the redneck girls like me
Hell yeah
(Hell yeah)
(Me)
Hey,I'm a redneck woman
And I ain't no high class broad
I'm just a product of my raising
And I say 'Hey y'all'and 'yee-haw'
And I keep my Christmas lights on
My front porch all year long
And I know all the words to every ol' Bocephus song
(Melody)
So here's to all my sisters out there keeping it country
Let me get a big 'hell yeah' from the redneck girls like me,
Hell yeah
(Hell yeah)
Hell yeah
(Hell yeah)
I said hell yeah
Both of us were out of breath, but we were grinning.
"Okay guys, that's it for today. See you all tomorrow." Mr. Schue said.
"Your coming to m house today right?" I asked Melody and Sam.
"Yeah."
"Awesome! Lets go."
"Hang on a second. I gotta pee." Sam said and went into the boys locker room. Melody and I stood out in the hall waiting for him when I felt someone grab my butt. I gasped and turned to see Jordan standing there with a stupid grin on his face.
"You pervert!" I yelled. Melody was glaring at him. I knew she was going to go all redneck on him any second, and I'm gonna let her.
"Look, you nut sucker, I want you to leave my girl alone. Stop flirting with her, and don't touch her butt! That is just disgusting!" She yelled.
"What are you going to do about it?" He snarled.She looked back at me as if she was asking for permission to punch his face in. I nodded. She kicked him in the nuts then punched him in the face five times.
"I'll do worse than that if you ever flirt, touch, or even say anything to her." He ran away, like a coward. I hugged her.
"Ha ha, you got him good." I high fived her, right when Sam came out.
"What I miss?"
"Jordan was bothering us so I kicked him in the nuts and punched his face in." He high fived her.
"Alright, lets go!" He struck a pose then ran out the door, only to run into a pole. We looked at each other and burst out laughing.
"NO ONE SAW THAT!"
"Okay babe, we didn't see that." I laughed.
"I totally should have gotten that on video!" Melody said.
"Don't worry Mel, you'll get some even better ones if you're around us a lot." I said.
"Awesome!"
"So, what are we going to do when we get to your place?" She asked as we walked toward my car. Sam was already sitting in the backseat, probably because Melody threatened him the last time he got in the front.
"We're going to bake stuff. We have a lot of baking materials that we need to start using, and I'm good with stuff like that. And I promised him I'd make him those cookie brownies. The one with brownie on top and cookie on the bottom." She nodded. "And I need to make a test cake for my mom, since her birthday is coming up."
"So THAT'S why he's in a hurry?" She asked grinning.
"Yep. We better hurry before he starts yelling." I laughed and we left the school.