((For video refer to the Multimedia. Man.. It's been forever since I saw ASDF. Thanks for reminding me about that absolute randomness. XD))
Natsu, Happy, watch this video all the way through and tell me what you think...
ASDF 1
Natsu: What the f*** was that? e_e
Happy: I thought it was pretty funny.
Natsu: It makes no sense.
Happy: Neither does anything you say.
Natsu: ... You're worse.
Happy: Hey Natsu, you know who's gay!
Natsu: REALLY HAPPY?!
Happy: You! *giggles*
Natsu: >:(
Happy: O.O Please don't hurt me...
ASDF 2 (+ Deleted Scenes)
Happy: I like trains!
Natsu: WOULD YOU STOP WITH THE QUOTING!?
Happy: Nope!
*distant sound of a train*
Natsu: I swear to god Happy if that comes here I'll-
ASDF 3
Natsu: *Hits Happy*
Happy: OWW! Natsu! What was that for? :<
Natsu; THAT WAS FOR THE FREAKING TRAIN!
Happy: I didn't think anything would happen....
Natsu: I still feel kinda sick.... D:
MARMITE
((As an Australian who greatly appreciates Vegemite I find this completely acceptable.))
Natsu: What's Marmite anyway, Happy?
Happy: It kinda looks like Nutella...
Natsu: Can't be that bad if it's Nutella...
Happy: Aye. Natsu?
Natsu: What?
Happy: Are we good now?
Natsu: As long as you stop using those stupid jokes on me...
Happy: Aye!
ASDF 4
Happy: I want to be a stegosaurus, Natsu!
Natsu: That's all you got out of the entire video.... e_e
Happy: Aye! You know, if I was a stegosaurus, I'd be really big.
Natsu: About the size of Igneel actually...
Happy: Really?
Natsu: Mm! Igneel is about that size.
ASDF 5
Happy: Hey, Natsu, was that you and Lucy in the one with the moon?
Natsu: Wha-
Happy: I'd be the moon!
Natsu: WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN HAPPY!?
Happy: *giggles* Next part..
Natsu: OI!! HAPPY!!
ASDF 6
Natsu: ... What are we watching?
Happy: You don't find any of it funny?
Natsu: Not really.. It's just weird....
Happy: Natsuuuuu
Natsu: What?!
Happy: Not even mine turtle?
Natsu: NO!
ASDF 7
Happy: Natsu... You still aren't laughing... :<
Natsu: It looks like absolute crap... :/
Happy: Geez... You're boring Natsu. u_u
then show me how you'll react to this statement....EVERYBODY DO THE FLOP!!
Natsu: NO!
Eh? Happy..?
Happy: *Lying down on his belly* ...
Natsu: Get up Happy...
Happy: But you didn't do the flop. You should do the flop Natsu.
Natsu: I'M NOT DOING THE F***ING FLOP!!!