Dear Ariella,
You complimented me today.
Well, my shirt, technically.
I knew it was something else, though.
You've seen the shirt before.
It was a plain, green short-sleeved plaid one.
You'd never said anything about it before.
Congrats on making the cheer team.
Did you only try out because Fletcher is on the football team.
At least I can still see you on swim team.
I ran out of room on my arms, so I started cutting my thighs.
I don't know why I'm sharing this with you.
Maybe it's so you can understand when you get it.
You'll get it in approximately 38 days. I won't be with you when you get them.
I guess you'll have to read it and weep.
-Lucas