iMESSAGES between Elizabeth Olsen (Wifey 😍) & Marbella Kelsey James (Precious 💕)
WIFEY 😍
We have a major problem.
PRECIOUS 💕
Those are five words I love to read in the morning.
Especially when hungover.
WIFEY 😍
It's about Derek.
PRECIOUS 💕
What did that asshole do now?
You know what, say no more.
I'm on my way.
WIFEY 😍
Thank you 😅
But please remain unbiased during this talk.
PRECIOUS 💕
What makes you think I'm biased?
WIFEY 😍
You literally called him an asshole two minutes ago.
PRECIOUS 💕
If the ass fits...
WIFEY 😍
🤦♀️
PRECIOUS 💕
I'm guessing the ass does with this lack of denial...
WIFEY 😍
Unfortunately.
I think this is it.
I can't take anymore of his bullshit.
PRECIOUS 💕
I think this calls for a celebration 🙈
WIFEY 😍
You never liked him, did you? 😂
PRECIOUS 💕
Not after the first time he cheated on you, I didn't.
I'm sorry, that was blunt.
But I like you 😇
WIFEY 😍
You freaking better 🙄
PRECIOUS 💕
Decaf or caffeinated to the extreme???
WIFEY 😍
THANK YOU PRECIOUS
But caffeinated. Always caffeinated.
PRECIOUS 💕
NO PROBLEMO
I KNOW YOU LIKE YOUR COFFEE
AND I DEFINITELY NEED MY COFFEE
SEE YOU IN TEN WIFEY
WIFEY 😍
🙏🙏🙏
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