|When you hear someone in your house in the middle of the night|
BTS as your Bestfriend
Hyung Line
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Seokjin | ✏
You: Jin can you distract me?
Seokjin: um sure why?
You: Cause I think there's someone in my house
You: And I'm hiding under my bed and Idk what to do
You: I'm scared
Seokjin: Yoongi is calling the police, just keep texting me rn
Seokjin: But please for the love of god tell me your phone is on silent
You: It is
Seokjin: Good
Seokjin: Can you see anyone?
You: no but I can hear banging around in the kitchen
Seokjin: We're on our way for you (Y/N)
Seokjin: keep your phone close and if anyone comes close to you kick really hard
Seokjin: Okay?
You: yeah okay 😭
Yoongi | ✏
You: Yoongi
You: Yoongi
You: Yoongi
You: I think there's someone in my house
Yoongi: Then call the police???
You: What if I'm just imagining it though
You: They'll think i'm stupid
Yoongi: Are you kidding me rn?
Yoongi: In the choice between death and people thought you're stupid
Yoongi: You're gonna end up going with the death option
You: WTF DEATH
You: YOU THINK THEY'RE GONNA MURDER ME??
Yoongi: No but I fvcking will if there's no intruder there when I get you 😡
Namjoon | ✏
Namjoon: Why do you keep calling me?
You: Well I mean you could answer your phone but nooooo
You: it's okay I'll just get kidnapped or stabbed it's fine
Namjoon: What?
You: There's someone in my house but no big deal
Namjoon: Wait are you sure its not just your neighbors cat again?
You: God Dammit
Hoseok | ✏
You: HOBI HELP
You: THERES SOMEONE IN MY HOUSE
Hoseok: IM ON MY WAY
Hoseok: ILL KICK THEIR ASSES
You: TY HOBI
You: MY ANGEL
You: wait
You: Nvm I forgot to close the window and the wind just knocked over a plant
Hoseok: So i don't get to ninja kick anyone? 😢😢