Author: *wakes up and stretches and yawns* time for another... boring... old... da- *sees calendar* it's my birthday. *runs up to calendar and sees 29 Apr on calendar* it's my birthday... *puts on dressing gown and sides down hallway screaming* YAAAAASSSSSSS OH MY FRIKKING PALUTENA AFTER ALL THOSE 365 DAYS OF NORMAL DAYS ITS FINALLY MY BIRTHDAY!!!!! WEEEEE HAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!
Hwang: SHUDDUP IMMA TWYING TA SLEEP! D:<
Pit: Woah what's wrong?!
Author: *hugs Pit tightly* It's my birthday!!!
Pit: Ah I see! Wait... *pulls out a packet of pocky* I saw Link and Zelda doing it... *blush*
Author:... which one?
I hope it's not sky...
Pit: oh no no no not sky! I saw time and wind waker do it...
Hwang: NUUU PLEZ NUUUU
Bonnie: NUUUU MAKE HER DO IT WITH DP!!
Author: Ack! Quick before he wakes up! *takes a pocky and puts one part in his mouth and bites on other end*
Hwang: blech.
Bonnie: NUUUUU AUTHOR WHY YOU MAKE DA FANGIRLS SUFFER?!?!??!?!!!!!!
AuthorxDP fangirls: 😭😭😭😭😭😭
GIGO525: (she ships Pit x Author yay~!) ITS HER BIRTHDAY SHUT THE HELL UP!!!
Author: *reaches the middle of the pocky and kisses Pit* *blushes*
AuthorxDP fangirl: 😭😭😭😭😭 I'm waking up Pittoo! *runs off*
Author: *finishes pocky* doesn't scare me. *gives box of pockies to Hwang*
Hwang: O~O POCKIESSSSSS!!!!!!!!!! *munches all the pockies*
Dark Pit: Ow! Stop pulling me! you stupid fangirl...
Author: Hi Pittoo!
Dark Pit: hey.
Pit: your quite the night owl aren't you Pittoo?
Dark Pit: Quit calling me that Pit-Stain!
Pit: okay... :<
Author: IT'S FINALLY HERE!!! YAAAAAY!!!!!!!
🔮 🔮
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Dark Pit: what's finally here?
Fangirl: her birthda-
Dark Pit: I knew that.
Viridi: oh sure you did Pittoo... now what are you going to get her?
Dark Pit: I thought a personal cat would be nice.
Viridi: nice one! Let's see if we can get a better present than Palutena and Pit! *high fives Dark Pit*
Dark Pit: oh it's on Pit.
Palutena: Hey Pit! What are you going to get Author?
Pit: IIIIuummmmmaaaahhhhhuuuhh-
Palutena: what about an art kit?
Pit:aaaayyyyyiiiiuuhhh PERFECT!!!😝 Why didn't I think about that?
Palutena: let's hope we can get a better one than Pittoo and Viridi!
Pit: okay! It's on Pittoo!
Author: ITS MA BIRTHDAY! 😆 What could go wrong? NATHING!!!!!! Nobody stop me, I'm having a bubble bath while you guys can do planning stuff or whatever.
A few moments later...
Author: YEEAAAHHH!!!! OMIGOSH OMIGOSH OMIGOSH IM STILL PUMPED AF WHAAAAAAAAAAA-
Viridi: calm down birthday girl we know it's your birthday. And the boys are excited as well and-
Author: of course they are! I bet they're gonna battle each other to who can get the better present for me!
Viridi: exactly! I wonder what they're gonna get? Hm... (hehehehehehehehe she doesn't have a clue 😈)
Author: I'm going to go get more chocolate!
Viridi: mmhm okay actually I'll get them for you. You stay in your room for our big surprise! 😋
Author: OKAY! 😜 *locks herself in room*
Viridi: 😓 *groans* off to the pet shop I go...
Palutena: Off to the official art store! Hey Viridi!
Viridi: *annoyed* what?!
Palutena: Sucker! You're going to the pet store!
Viridi: I actually like the pet store! It's just Pittoo can't do it himself...
Palutena: yeah I get you. LETS GO!
A Few Hours Later...
Viridi: okay are you sure this is going to work?
Dark Pit: absolutely.
Palutena: Pit this is going to work right?
Pit: of course!
Author: imma bored peeps.
Pit/DP: Hey Author! OI! I got here first! Stop copying me!
Pit: Clone!
Dark Pit: Puppet!
Pit: Blackheart!
Dark Pit: idiot!
Pit: Pittoo!
Dark Pit: fine you win!
Author: soooo what are those parcels in your hands????
Pit: Happy Birthday Author!!!
Dark Pit: yeah.
Author: aw thanks!
Hwang/Bonnie: OH MY GODS THEY ARE SO CUTE TOGETHER!!!! XD
Viridi: Why don't you go first Pit?
Palutena: oh Pit she's being much too kind eh? We'll let Dark Pit go first.
Viridi: no! Pit!
Palutena: Dark Pit!
Pit/DP: Guys!
Author: I'll let Pit go first.
Viridi: YES!
Pit: I hope you like it... but it's nothing special...
Author: Pit, anything you get me is important. *smiles brightly and pecks his lips*
Pit: *blushes*
Author: *opens present* Pit! This is amazing! I've always wanted one of these! Thank you so much!
Viridi: an art book? Really?
Palutena: look how she reacted though.
It must've been good.
Viridi: wait 'till our present. *smirks*
Dark Pit: here. *blushes and shoves the basket in her face*
Viridi: Pittoo!
Dark Pit: tch
Author: *opens basket* WHAAA?! OMIGOSH THIS IS SO ADORABLE!!!!
Pit/Pally: What?!
Viridi: Haha! Told you so we'd win!
Dark Pit: hope you like it. It's a boy.
Author: awwwhe'sshowadowable! I'm naming you... Kittoo!
Dark Pit: ugh... well it is her ca-
Author: after Pittoo!
Dark Pit: haha... great
Author: yes really! *plants a kiss on his cheek*
Dark Pit: *blushes*
Viridi: blech.
Palutena: aww cute!
Viridi: disgusting.
Author: *petting Kittoo* he's so adorable.
Kittoo: thanks for the compliment~!
Everyone else: IT TALKS?!
Kittoo: got a problem?
Author: N-no! It just scared me.
Dark Pit: Viridi?
Viridi: What?! I didn't do anything!
Author: sure you didn't... either way I love it!
Kittoo: Ehehehehe wait until the mischief comes.
A/n
IT'S MY LATE BDAY!!!! Originally it was supposed to be on the 29th of April but I had some minor delays... yeah... anyways so... I kinda lied a bit... I never played KI:U before... I watched the gameplay on YouTube... BUT THEN MY SISTER GAVE ME THE GAME FOR MY BDAY! I'm up to Chapter 15 (Mysterious Invaders *cough*Aurum*cough*) and I'm a total noob at it. I only play at 3.0 but at the end I complete a chapter at 2.4 or something.
And yeah stuff like that