♈Aries -
Shoot yourself in the head.
♉Taurus -
Stab yourself repeatedly in the stomach.
♊Gemini -
Cut your throat.
♋Cancer -
Purposely faint into a fire.
♌Leo -
Take an overdose.
♍Virgo -
Pour acid over your body.
♎Libra -
Stab yourself in the neck with a fork.
♏Scorpio -
Fall off a building backwards.
♐Sagittarius -
Burn yourself on a hot frying pan 5 times on the face.
♑Capricorn -
Twerk (enough to kill anybody).
♒Aquarius -
Gouge your eyes out with spoons.
♓Pisces -
Run into a brick wall at full speed.
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