WYS:
You: MOM! Is dinner ready yet?
Mom: Few more minutes
You *groans*
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WYM:
You: MOM! Is dinner ready yet?
Mom: Few more minutes.
You *groans*: MOM! My stomach is eating itself! I don't think I had breakfast, or lunch ! I don't think I've eaten for a couple of DAYS! I'm going to starve, mother, do you hear me? I'M STARVING!
Mom: Complaining won't make it cook any faster!
You: Yes it will! The sound will speed up the molecules, and make it heat up faster. *pauses* What are we eating?
Mom: Spinach casserole.
You: Okay, I think I can wait a couple of decades.
Mom: -_-
You: :D
Preach!