Glorielles POV
After some time (and a sore ear) thorin informed us that we were to stop and make camp. We tied all the ponies to a few different trees and set up camp. After the fire had been built and supper had been made and eaten, we all set up our bed rolls and tried to fall asleep. That task was easier for some more than others. *cough thorin and joy cough*
After a while bilbo got up and walked over to his pony myrtle, pulling out an apple. After he had fed her there was a sound of high pitch screaming in the distance. Me being the wimp I am, snuggled up closer into kilis welcoming arms.
"what was that?" I guess Bilbo was as scared as I was.
"orcs" kili replied. At this thorin sat up listening to kili.
"throat cutters. They'll be dozens of them out there."
"they strike in the wee small hours of the night. Raiding villages.
Quick and quiet. Not a sound. Just blood, lots of blood."
Kili and Fili started chuckling whereas I stood up and walked off towards Bilbo. Trying to reassure him that we're safe.
"do you think this is funny? A night raid by orcs is no joking matter!"
"we didn't mean anything by it"
"of course you didn't. You know nothing of the world"
I looked over towards kili and Fili to see them staring at the ground with an ashamed look on both their faces.
Although I was mad at kili for scaring bilbo, I couldn't bare to see him sad.
"hey. Don't worry. Orcs are a touchy topic for your uncle. He'll come around."
I reassured him.
"yes. Do not worry laddie. Thorin has more cause than most to hate orcs.
After smaug attacked Erebor. Our king thror, thorins grandfather tried to reclaim the ancient dwarf kingdom of Moria. We arrived there to find that our enemy had gotten there first. A colony of gundabad orcs, led by the vilest of them all. Azog.
Azog the defiler had sworn to wipe out the line of Durin. He started by beheading the king.
Thrain, thorins father was driven mad with grief. He went missing. Taken prisoner or killed, we do not know.
We were leaderless. Defeat and death were upon us. And that's when I saw him. A young dwarf prince standing up against the pale Orc.
With his armour missing, wielding nothing more than an oaken branch as a shield. He stood up against azog, slicing the pale orcs arm off in the process.
The dwarf prince led us on, and we eventually won the battle. But there was no song or feast that night. For our death was plenty.
We few survived. We mourned and found our remaining loved ones. But There was one who had no one with him on the battle field. Although he had his orphaned nephews to go back to, had lost two of his most important figures in his life.
And then I thought to myself. That is some who I could look upto. That is someone I can call king."
After balin had finished his story, everyone was awake and standing up. When thorin turned to look at everyone, he was met with 17 gazes of awe.
I imagine he felt uncomfortable, so he walked back over towards joy.
"and the pale Orc?" bilbo asked.
"azog slunk back into the hole whence he came. He died of his wounds long ago."
"woah. That must have been painful for his mamma!" joy tried to clear the tension.
"Dude. Seriously. Orcs aren't born. They're made. Like in the dirt."
"miss Elle is correct. But, how do you know all of this information?"
Oh shiitake mushrooms! Thanks gandalf!
"um. Well. Ah crap." how do I tell them this.
"so everyone knows how me and Glorie are not from around here right? So. We weren't born here. And uh. Well on our last day in our old world. Yeah world. We went to the beach. Um, ocean, lots of sand. Anyway we were pulled into some kind of whirlpool and we woke up here."
"that does not explain how you both know this information." I could feel kilis breath on the back of my neck. Megablush or what?
"um. Why don't we ask Glorie why she is blushing instead?" damn you joy.
"well we all know either kili said something dirty to her, she's thinking dirty about her and kili or kilis breathing on her neck! But that doesn't explain why
You know about us!"
Wow. That is the first time Ori has said anything like that. And are kili and I that obvious.
"I don't know if we are. But damn, you're cute when you blush!"Kili stahp it!
"kinky"
I looked over to Ori to see him looking at me with an expectant look.
"uh fine. But all of you must swear not to tell another soul about this.
Okay? So in mine and joys world we had these things called movies. They were like real life but were kept on a round circle thing. Anyway you could watch them on a thing called a television. TVs made the picture big so people could watch it. Anyway. There was this special movie called the lord of the rings. The main character was called frodo and he was a hobbit"
"WHAT?!?!?!?!"
"yes bilbo. It is your nephew. He is a hero. As much as you are in this one. Anyway. He goes on an adventure with 3 hobbit friends, an elf called legolas, a dwarf called gimli..."
"WHAT?!?!?!?!?"
"ah. Yes gloin. Your son, and a man called aragorn. They take a very special ring to mordor..."
"WHAT?!?!?"
"MY GIMLI AIN'T GOIN NEAR THAT PLACE!!!"
"do not worry gloin. Gimli goes nowhere near there. Anyway frodo and a hobbit named samwise gamgee take the ring to mordor and destroy it. Aragorn is crowned king of Gondor and the hobbits live happily ever after. That is how we know so much about this land. Oh and this story starts in 60 years or so."
"what do you know About this journey though?"
"Ori. You are too curious. But. Part of this story is made into a movie as well. Although I can only remember a little of it. Why can't I remember it?"
"we do not know. Although frodo sounds like a heroic character. I only wish bilbo turns out to hold the same characteristics."
"I think gandalf is correct about our hobbit, kili"
"well that is good isn't it!" kili whispered . Quite seductively might I add! Ah shots. There goes my self control.
Seeing as everyone had gone back to bed or was talking to themselves I took the opportunity to turn around some was facing kili while I was still sitting in his lap.
"you know. This is quite comfortable, you know"
"yeah. I might sit here more often!"
"I'm not objecting!"
"cool"
"I know!"
"shut up and kiss me!"
"okey doke!"
Kili gently pressed his lips against mine, I immediately kissed back, and pretty soon it turned into a not so private make out session.
I heard joy murmur to thorin "well they seem to be having fun making their own porn show!" to which he just chuckled.
After a few minutes we both pulled apart and lay down next to each other. Falling asleep in each others arms.
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HEY EVERYONE. SO I HAVE SLIGHTLY ALTERED BALINS BIT FROM THE MOVIE. BUT AH WEALL!!! I HOPE YOU LIKE IT AND IM SOOO SOOOOO SORRY FOR NOT UPDATING. This chapters dedicated to TillyTurtleTime. Because she is one of my BESTIES!!! Anyway if you actually read these authors notes please make a comment and tell me if you like it or not and some ideas or improvements for the fic. NEW UPDATE DAY AFTER TOMORROW. (every two days) :-)