Brent: If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it's venomous.
Sophist: What if it bites me and it dies?
Brent: That means you're venomous. Jesus Christ, Eevee, learn to listen.
Nick: What if it bites itself and I die?
Brent: That's voodoo.
Sophist: What if it bites me and someone else dies?
Brent: That's correlation, not causation.
Vernias: What if we bite each other and neither of us die?
Nick: That's kinky.
Brent and Sophist: OH MY GOD-