*1995*
Tupac's song, " California Love" was blasting through the speakers. This girl, Miracle was dancing with me going crazy. I knew for a fact she was drunk as hell. We were seriously vibing ; So Bitch don't kill my vibe. A Crowed formed around us watching us dance . Miracle started saying weird stuff...
Miracle : " Yeah! Eat a shoe, Nigga, EAT A SHOE!!!"
People stared at her then started to laugh. I brushed it off and kept dancing.
Miracle: " Milk That Cow Baby! Y'all ain't never seen no invisible weave like this! I want my fucking Unicorn!
Right after she said that, she vomited all over the floor. She started to giggle like there was something wrong with her.
Miracle : " I'm sorry! I didn't mean to spill my chocolate skittles on Beyonce!"
The crowd started to dispearse and she looked at me...
Miracle : " Oh hi! You're cute!"
She kissed me; I swear I could taste her lunch. It was awful. I was definitely NOT Ready for that. Like,Pepe 'le Pew ,you stank, lookin' ass nigga.She got snatched away, Thank The Good Lord Almighty ! I looked up and saw my girlfriend, Gisele , Beating the shit outta Miracle. G's fists kept colliding with her face. It looked like it hurt! I couldn't let this keep happening , so I pulled Gisele off of Miracle.
Miracle : " You don't want none BEWH BEWH!! I WILL PUT EGGS IN YO' MOTHERFUCKIN' CAR!"
Gisele got out of my grip, somehow, and preceded to put the PAWS on the poor girl. I didn't even try to help Miracle this time. I just let Gisele go bad on her. When G was done, You could barely recognize the damn girl! Daaaaaaaaaammmnn.
Gisele :" Get the fuck out! Stupid hoe!"
Miracle :" That's Okaaaaaaay! Because, THERE GO DA BUS! WHAAAAT, THERE GO DA BUS! WHAAAAAT!?!?"
She drunkly wobbled out of the house but there wasn't a bus in sight. Nobody even knows where she went! I was still thinking when I got popped upside the head.
Drake : " What the hell?"
Gisele : " THAT, Was for letting them dusty,crusty,musty ass hoes kiss on you with they dirty mouth! "
Just then, somebody yelled "Aye Aye! Got a dirty mouth?!" In a british accent and threw a pack of Orbit at me. I flipped the bird to whoever threw it.
Drake: " It wasn't my fault! She was drunk!"
Gisele: " Well EXCUSE the fuck outta me! But weren't y'all dancing too?"
Drake :" JUST Dancing.Calm down babe!"
Gisele: " Boy, DON'T Tell me what to do!"
She started to beat me up, but I got away. See, Gisele got them hands, she'll beat up anybody. She was actin' hella crazy today, though. Later , we broke up..
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*2013*
Haven't heard from her since; She didn't go to Centennial. I'm the only single guy outta my boys,man. I feel empty and alone. I miss her, I need her back. I don't have kids yet, but I hope to. Red Dimez is the only thing I care about, besides My Niggas. I can't wait 'til we ride out tonight to gain territiory. We'll win this battle, 'fasho ! It's almost 12AM now....
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*~Kiya*