A/n: This is inspired by an audio made by Anigomi on youtube, all credits to them, and spoilers for season 2, so be warned!
You hum while eating a human body. Then you suddenly feel your lord's precence near you, you quickly bow down. "So, this is where you've been hiding. Lovely to see you again, darling." Your cheeks turn a bit red at his words. "It's certainly been a while, hasn't it?" You look shocked at him.
"What is with that shocked expression?" He questions while crossing his arms. "Surely you didn't think I just up and forgotten about you." He raises his eyebrow at you. "Oh on the contrary." He smirks. "You seem to have caught my attention once again." He hums while looking at your bowing posture.
"Oh my my." He chants while looking at the dead corpses behind you. "Look at the mess you've made." He murmers. "And in such a short time too." He smiles happily, proud of your succes. "So much carnage in a single night. To think you were a human little over a decade ago." You stay quiet, not knowing what to say at his words.
"I'm pleased that my faith in you was not misplaced." You give a quick nod, then you look at his hand. "Master, is that something for me?" You ask softly. "That's right, I've brought something for you." He smiles. "There's a demon that specializes in growing deadly flowers and had created a black rose bush at my request." He hums, holding the black roses in front of you.
"It wasn't my first request, but unfortunately he was unable to recreate what I truly desired." He sighs softly. "So I had to settle. I thought you'd like a bouquet of these roses, after all they don't grow naturally anywhere else." He smiles proudly. "Thank you, Muzan-sama." You bow your head.
"I think if you wore them, they'd bring out the color in your eyes." You blush at the compliment and give a quick nod. "Thank you again, master." Muzan smiles. "I'm happy to hear. Come, bring your meal over here." You nod and grab a few corpses with the shadows over them before walking to your master.
"I'll lace a few of these extra blossoms into your hair while we chat. Doesn't that sound lovely?" Muzan smiles as you give him a nod. "Your hair has changed a bit since the last time I'd seen you." You blush softly. "I suppose I decided that it was time for something new." You murmer. "I don't particularly mind nor do I have a preference." You nod as he puts a flower in your hair.
"Do you know what's fascinating about these flowers?" You shake your head no at the smaller demon. "The blossoms themselves are fine but brew the petals into tea and you get a deadly poison." You smile softly, since you really liked to poison your victims, it was much easier than fighting them to the death.
Muzan puts a hand on your cheek. "Only one petal is needed, which can be as lethal to those weak humans as wisteria is to our kind." You nod as you lean in his touch, he has soft hands not gonna lie. Muzan smiles. "And I made sure to grab quite a few." You smile again, making Muzan chuckle. "Thank you, Muzan-sama!" He chuckles again. "You're very welcome my darling."
You blush at the name. THE Muzan Kibutsuji called you 'darling' and you were sure you'd faint. "That said, there is something I must discuss with you." You raise an eyebrow. "What could it be, Muzan-sama?" You ask. "You might be aware that we lost Daki and Gyutaro to a hashira not too long." You nod at that with a sad face, you and Daki had gotten pretty close and were like besties.
"A shame really. They had taken down seven before this." Muzan hisses. "So I thought they could have handled it no problem. He was joined by the child with hanafuda earrings along with two other young slayers." You give a soft nod. "If they had somehow managed to survive without killing that hashira," Muzan breathes in to calm down. "Prehaps I would have been a bit more merciful with their punishment."
He scoffs again. "But they weren't even able to take down one of them." Muzan sighs softly and you gulp, where was this going? "I gave them one task and they failed miserably." Muzan then growls like a feral dog.
"How difficult can it be to kill one damn child?!" He hisses, a few veins pop out of his head. He then lets out a deep sigh. "I'll never understand why some demons can't follow the simplest of instructions." He hums before caressing your hair. "It's truly dissapointing." You nod softly. "Anyways, I digress." You hum softly. "I bring this up for a reason of course. You've shown a tremendous build in strength."
He smiles at your well build body and at your aura. "Faster than most other demons I've created." He smiles gently. "Escape since you had such a frail, sickly body before." He hums while stroking your head. "Ah, look at you now." He chants while you sit on your knees. "Your lips stained red with blood." He says gently. "Feeding off the corpses you've taken such great care together. Enough to feed a small village in fact." He sits down on his knees, he was about 5'10 while you were 6'0.
You look down at the smaller demon who was still smiling. "Hmm, well if that village wasn't the main course." You nod as he keeps on stroking your hair, in all honesty you wanted to do that to him, but you didn't dare to do that. "You know, a little birdie told me something very interesting." You raise your eyebrow.
"During his fight with the flame hashira, that same child with the earrings asked if he had been the one destroying villages left and right," Muzan hums then continues. "Of course, he told them it wasn't the doing of an upper moon." Muzan smiles. "Akaza isn't one to take credit for another's handiwork." You just give a nod.
"But this information has apparently put the slayers on edge since then." Muzan says while stroking your cheek. "You were but a small drop in a vast ocean of demons, but your actions have created ripples that crescendo into surging waves, striking fear into even the bravest of our enemies." Muzan whispers into your ear. You blush as you feel his hot breath against your ear.
"The hashira are becoming more careful, well that means the weakest of the lot are also becoming more paranoid." Muzan chuckles. "Which is making it so much easier for us to take them out and drastically fuel our own strength." Muzan smiles as he takes your hand. "My darling, you have become a catalyst to a surge of immense power without even realizing it." He says before kissing your hand.
Your face was probably so red as a fucking tomato, but hey atleast the demon king likes you. "You've made the most of the new life I've given you, and that kind of dedication deserves a reward." You raise your eyebrow, what kind of reward did he mean? Did he mean more blood?
"I'd like you to take Daki and Gyutaro's place. As the new upper moon six." Your eyes widen. Then you hear Moanzan- Muzan chuckle.
"Why so surprised? Is that not what you were working towards?" "My lord, I-I truly don't know what to say..." You sigh, you can't take Daki's place, it made you...angry. "Hmm...You don't look too thriller at the idea." Then you hear a light 'tsk tsk tsk' "Is there something wrong with my offer?" You look down. "No master."
"Then, what is it? Were you expecting something more from me?" Muzan says lowly, making you flinch. Oh shit, Moanzan- Muzan was gonna end you.
"N-no my lord, but I can't steal Daki's place..." "Oh, I see. I had forgotten how close you and Daki had become. You had your starts in the entertainment district, didn't you?" You give a soft nod. "If you two were so close, then I don't see why it's an issue." Muzan hums while stroking your hair again.
"After all, don't you think she'd want for you to take her place? However if you'd like some time to consider my offer, then I suppose I'll allow you to think it over." You nod. "Normally I would tear you to pieces for hesitating , but then you wouldn't be able to finish the meal you worked so hard for." Muzan smiles sadistically.
"It would be a waste of potential." Muzan murmers. He then grabs your collar and pulls your face closer, you give him a doubtful look. "Mmm...Oh darling, don't be so doubtful. You are the most beautiful of all my creations, no one is as strong as you are." He sighs. "I said those same words to Daki once, yes." You frown.
"But truthfully, I didn't not mean them, not when speaking to her anyways." You sigh. "Her brother was the one with the real power and the only reason she was able to stay as an upper moon." You feel your heart beat, what the actual f- "But the deal with him was: he would do anything I asked without question as long as Daki was happy."
You nod softly, why was he telling you this again? "It's not as if it was that difficult of a request, so I simply played along." Then his aura gets annoyed and angry. "If only to get her to shut up and quit complainig all the damn time, but you, you are different." Your eyes turn into dots. "I believe that with you, my soul has been...revived in a way."
He hums before yet again leaning closer to your face. "As if a part of me that had been numb for so long has finally begun to feel again." You look confused again and stare at him with dot eyes. You hear him chuckle. "As sappy as all that is, it's the truth."
You gave him an unsure look, what if he was lying? "What reason would I have to lie to you, my darling?" Ah shit, he's calling you pet names and your heart is beating faster than Sonic The Hedgehog can run. Then Moanzan does the unexpected and kisses you, you look at him flustered. "Well, I'd love to stay and watch you squirm about all flustered like this."
You touch your lips, did the Hee hee fucker actually kiss you?
"I'm afraid I have other matters to tend to. I will leave you to return to your feast. Personally, I can't wait to see the look on Ubuyashiki's face when he sees this." Muzan smiles before gently stroking your head while standing up.
"I'll visit you in about a week, and I expect an answer when that time comes, don't get yourself killed while I'm gone." You nod and he dissapears. Then you turn around and touch your lips again, the hee hee fucker actually did kiss you. You huff and start to eat your meal again.
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