Sussy imposter pov
They were there, my worst nightmares that tortured me for weeks
They were standing right there
Right in front of me
I saw them
They saw me
"Who are you?"the ogre said. Honestly right now I was hoping the ogre would decide to fight them and I could escape
"And what, AR U DOIN' IN ME SWAMP!!!" He screeched louder than I've ever heard a noise be made by a human before.
I covered my ears because the sound was so loud.
Then the ogre said "GET OUT OF MY SWAMP!!!!!!!!" Which he said even louder
"Why are you holding MY sussy Baka!" James yelled back
"Yeah! Why are you like holding our imposter" Ed said then he sharted his pants
*eds face after he put a log in his underwear again* 🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️
"Come here bbg" James said while calling me in with his arms
No way no how was I going to go to those kidnappers even if I was going to be made into onion soup
The ogre then yelled "GET OUT OF MY SWAMPPP"
*james and Ed's face after shrek yelled"
*they showed no fear*