Saturday
We hate Atsumu
11:42am
JDJDIFIEJW CISOWBX SSICI
HAIDSKS DGIEFYH
Suna
she's malfunctioning again
GUYS
I THINK
I JUST
ACCIDENTALLY
SHOPLIFTED
Atsumu
That's my girl 😚
Aran
How do you accidentally shoplift
IDK 😭😭
Osamu
What did you steal
DONT SAY IT LIKE THAT????
I DIDNT STEAL
JUST ACCIDENTALLY TOOK
SOMETHING
Kita
Shoplifting is a criminal offence
...IM A CRIMINAL
WAITING FOR A COP TO
PULL UP IM SCARED
Atsumu
have you never shoplifted before..
NO?
Suna
wtf did you aCideNtallY TakE
a small $200 chanel
handbag
😭😭😭😭😭
Aran
$200-
Aran
small-
Suna
who pays that much for a small
handbag
Osamu
^ not y/n she prefers stealing
over paying
i was just trying it on for shits
and giggles but forgot to take
it off 😟😟😟
Suna
how tf does someone as stupid
as y/n get away with stealing
something worth $200
Atsumu
if y/n can do it maybe i shld try
Osamu
please do so i can watch you fail
miserably
OH NO
OMG
Atsumu
"oH nO"😱😱😱😱
Suna
"oHeMgEe" 🤯🤯🤯
Osamu
What is it y/n
Liked by y/n
Samu >>>
i'm gonna look hella guilty
when we leave for tokyo.
running from my crimes 😭
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
im such a bad person 👩🦯
Kita
It's ok as long as no one saw
you.
😦
Atsumu
😦
Aran
😦
Osamu
😦
Suna
😦
If Kita says it's ok it's ok.
yk now that i think abt it shoplifting
is the way to go
buying stuff without spending money
that's way more convenient...
🤔🤔
Atsumu
yes listen to your demons
Suna
y/n's villain arc
Osamu
Whatever makes you happy
makes me happy
Kita
I shall turn a blind eye
shoplifting here I come 😍
Aran
i just sit back and observe 📸🤨
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You looked at yourself in the mirror, posing with the black Chanel bag that hung off your shoulder.
You immediately broke out into laughter at how absurd this was.
You just stole this $200 bag by accident and though you did feel guilty and scared at first now, you only felt giddy.
Your phone started persistently pinging with message notifications and you decided you'd see what it was about.
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Sluts for volleyball 🏐 🥵
12:07pm
Oikawa
bc you suck @ Kageyama
Kageyama
your not going either dipshit
Tsukishima
You're*
Bokuto
Don't feel bad guys not everyone
can go 💅
go where
Kuroo
heaven
i alrdy knew that 👹
Bokuto
To a training camp in Tokyo!
OMG WAIT
Bokuto
FOR WHAT
oh ACTUALLY nvm
Bokuto
Huh what 😭😭
its a surprise 😏
Atsumu
oh you haven't told him yet 👻
Bokuto
🦉❔❔
BOY SHUP
Akaashi
Shup?
its when you say shut up so
quickly the words merge
shup 😛😛
Sakusa
Please refrain from speaking stupid.
please refrain from asking me to
refrain from doing anything 🙄
Sakusa
...
yuh stay silent
lol he's actually silent
what is this anxious feeling
Atsumu
you're done
it's been nearly ten minutes ..
Sakusa
Sorry I just cannot bring myself to physically exert any energy towards messaging someone as disgusting as you who is not worth my time or thoughts.
Sakusa
It's obnoxious how you make up abominable words such as "shup" and use "yuh" instead of yes. Only illiterate high school drop out losers do that. Please stop.
Sakusa
This will be the last time you see me message you ever. You should be grateful I even spent 10 minutes of my time to write this for you. That's 10 minutes I'll never get back you obsolete germ.
You are disgusting goodbye.
Suna
he just wrote an introduction
main paragraph and conclusion 🤝
Tendou
i just lol'd
Kenma
i am rarely impressed
Atsumu
GODDAMN OMIOMI
Disliked by Sakusa
Tsukishima
Couldn't have said it better
Bokuto
I THINK SHES CRYIBG
Oikawa
didn't have to go so hard 😨
Kageyama
Wow.
Kuroo
@ y/n
Kuroo
@ y/n
Kuroo
@ y/n
Kuroo
LMAO SHE WONT ANSWR 🥶
Osamu
Leave her alone 😀
deleting myself
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